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Rally Motors can put a stone in your asshole

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View: Why Our Ass Will Never Be Even A Stone's Jump Away From Rallying
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Why Our Ass Will Never Be Even A Stone's Jump Away From Rallying
The preceding video of Marcus Gr nholm and Timo Rautiainen is from (we think) 2005 — it was certainly not from this year, as the Michael Schumacher-esque Gr nholm is on film racing for Peugeot (obvs it occurs before this year when he and his rockin' co-driver, Timo, switched over to Ford Racing). Any sport where one of the potential dangers to a co-driver is explained by the driver taking his fist and shoving it through a hand clenched in an asshole-like circle — that's a sport that scares us. Full translation from the Finnish below the jump.

Timo:ooooh
Marcus:What?

T:ooooooh

M:What happened?

T:Something came through to my ass...Oooh, damn!

M:Did it really hurt? What happened?

T: Something came through the floor

M: Do I have to stop?

T: No

okay... I have hit some big bumps and bottomed out in cars before... but never have I had somethign jump up and hit my ass, especially with that description at the end of the vid.

Try losing a driveshaft with no safety loop!

priceless...that's great. I'd call it his blunt Scandinavian humor, but I don't think he was even joking about it.

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Originally Posted by BadNick

priceless...that's great. I'd call it his blunt Scandinavian humor, but I don't think he was even joking about it.

I thought Scandanavian humor was an oxymoron?

the fist and the concerned expression at the end was WAAY tmi

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/TGFM/asstimo.png
"Up into ass of Timo!"

This, boys and girls, is one of the many perils of racing on tractor ruts.