For the Ricer that has everything...
 

Need a gift for your ricer friend?

http://www.fast-eddie.com/pictures/CFtoilet.jpg

Hehehe, looks like something they'd buy.

I went to AutoZone the other day to get a shift knob to replace the badly worn one on my T-Bird. I had to look all over to find one that didn't light up, wasn't made out of fake chrome/aluminum/carbon fiber, wasn't bright red or yellow, etc. Finally way in the back I found one that's just normal black leather. But they couldn't even totally leave it alone, it's shaped in some goofy way to look "cool" but in reality it just looks rather dumb and is uncomfortable. I wish this rice crap would go away so I can buy normal parts again.

order one online!

Does that replace the stock seat in a car?

Hey now, dont be so harsh on the ricers. Carbon fiber is a great form of weight reduction. Next time you need to move your toilet, im sure the pound or so that you're saving rill come into play :rolleyes:

For those times where you need to poop really fast!

Oh!

I was thinking Asuka{eve}'s post was in response to irseg.. silly me.

It needs a "Type-R" sticker!

:)

when you get wasted by a classic hot rod in the quarter mile when youre in your little import, you can go home, and puke into your carbon fiber toilet seat! lol

If that does replace the seat Its probably for a ricer who gets smoked by a REAL car in and literally shits.

Fake carbon fiber is funny. I prefer it on pool cues rather than on cars.

http://www.wk.net/steveng/stuff/CFtoilet.jpg

I'm willing to bet I can still poop faster than ricers can. I can let it fly without even touching the seat, would that be the equivalent to a wheelstand?

Hmm... gives a new meaning to the phrase "dump the clutch"....

Would carbon fibre be more comfordable!