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Zooksport2 · 08-16-2003, 03:02 AM

Car Acronyms

Acura
Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Beetle
By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally!
Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine

BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Big Money Waster
Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Bastard Money Wielders
Break My Window
Busted My Wallet

Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

Camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

Chevy
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

Chrysler
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Citroen
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego

Datsun
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat
F**king Insult to Automotive Intelligence.
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony? (Gotta say it with italian accent!)
Fix It All the Time

Ford
F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
F**ker Only Runs Downhill
F*cked on Race Day
F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
First On Recall Day
First on race day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found on road dead
Forge Old Rancid Donuts
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
For Only Redneck Drivers
F*cker Only Runs Damaged
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Found On Rubbish Dump

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Gets More Chicks
Got More Crap
Got Mechanic Coming

G.T.i.
Got Tossers Inside

Honda
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians

IROC
I Race Other Cars

Jaguar
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

Jeep
Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Just Eat Every Pickle.
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
JUST Enough Engine Power?

LTD
Lazy tempermental device
Leave the doors

Mazda
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mercedes
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates,
Extinguishing Savings

Mercury
Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")

Minibus
Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted

Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars

Nissan
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

Oldsmobile
Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind InfuriatinglyLate Everyday

Pinto
Put In New Transmission Often

Plymouth
Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!

Pontiac
Poor old nag thinks it's a Cadillac

PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Rabbit
Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Ball-less Itty-bitty Toy!

Renault
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

Rolls Royce
Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over
Yogurt-Consuming Esthetes

SAAB
Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Sable
sleezy auto breaks leak everytime

Saturn
Sally Ate Ten Urdu Radishes Nightly

Toyota
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto

Triumph
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered
Hotrod.

VW
Very Worthless

acpower · 08-16-2003, 03:35 AM

HAH that's hilarious stuff.. nice find.. unless you thought of them yourself =-o.. then.. good job

Tickford · 08-16-2003, 03:46 AM

good stuff....... nice to see that there are no Subaru comments...

Zooksport2 · 08-16-2003, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tickford
good stuff....... nice to see that there are no Subaru comments...

there was, but I thought it was lame......

Subaru
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

from: http://www.perthcomedy.com/

merkerguitars · 08-16-2003, 09:16 AM

IROC = Italian Retard Out Cruisin from SNL

merkerguitars · 08-16-2003, 09:19 AM

Making A Zillion Dollars Annually belongs under mazda?

FastShark85 · 08-16-2003, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zooksport2
Car Acronyms

PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

There's some truth in those!

Stare At The Sun · 08-16-2003, 03:28 PM

Man, they didnt tackle my mits!

Zooksport2 · 08-16-2003, 05:15 PM

I should add one for our HOLDEN:

Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now

impreza56 · 08-30-2003, 02:01 AM

good stuff! i'd heard only about 5 of them

ssander9 · 08-31-2003, 07:51 AM

Great post, I saw alot I'd never heard of before.

Root_Beer_Man · 08-31-2003, 06:24 PM

Nice

MSD · 08-31-2003, 10:07 PM

Oldsmobile:

Oversized, leisurely driven sedan made of Buick's irregular, leftover equipment.

And one that you'll know is true if you've ever driven one over 55,

Saturn: Shakes and trembles, unexplained rattling noises

TheClarkster · 09-01-2003, 01:31 AM

Poor fords, nobody ever seems to go easy on them.

super · 09-01-2003, 01:46 AM

I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
I A__C_______O_ C_____ C________ A

Zooksport2 · 09-01-2003, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by super
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America

You dinkum??? Or what?

Silvy · 09-01-2003, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zooksport2
You dinkum??? Or what?

Or perhaps this is a thread about acronyms?

(hint: read the post again)

super · 09-01-2003, 02:26 AM

Now dumb a**es smell the coffee and read.

Zooksport2 · 09-01-2003, 03:33 AM

AH SO. Little grasshopper has conducted a thorough search of worldwide data base and discovered what a Lee Iacocca is.

Much wiser insect now, I am.

It doesn't count - its not a car!!!!?

.

laconic1 · 09-01-2003, 01:24 PM

Move
Over,
People
Are
Racing

08-16-2003, 03:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Car Acronyms Car Acronyms Acura Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents All Cars Usually Require Adjustment Any Child Understands Real Automobiles Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? Audi Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Beetle By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally! Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Waste Big Money Works Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Born Moderately Wealthy Break My Windows Broken Money Waster Broken Monstrous Wonder Brutal Money Waster Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Big Money Waster Blasphemized Motorized Wreck Bastard Money Wielders Break My Window Busted My Wallet Buick Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean Camaro Can't America Make A Real One? Chevrolet Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time Chevy Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet Chrysler Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's Citroen Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dangerous On Days Gears Engage Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego Datsun Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips Fiat Fking Insult to Automotive Intelligence. Failure in Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again Tony? (Gotta say it with italian accent!) Fix It All the Time Ford Fked over rebuilt Dodge F*ker Only Runs Downhill Fcked on Race Day Fcking Over-Rated Disaster Fckin' Out-Right Dangerous First On Recall Day First on race day Fix Or Repair Daily Found on road dead Forge Old Rancid Donuts Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's Fckin Owner Real Dumb!! For Only Redneck Drivers Fcker Only Runs Damaged (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot Found On Rubbish Dump GMC Garage Man's Companion Generally Mediocre Cars Gets More Chicks Got More Crap Got Mechanic Coming G.T.i. Got Tossers Inside Honda Helping Out Nips Destroying America How Odd-No Damn Acceleration Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile Hand Over Dollars to Asians IROC I Race Other Cars Jaguar Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop Jeep Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole. Just Eat Every Pickle. Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts Jumps Everything Ever Parked JUST Enough Engine Power? LTD Lazy tempermental device Leave the doors Mazda Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly Mercedes Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings Mercury Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet? Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo") Minibus Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted Mopar Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Paint And Rust Making A Zillion Dollars Annually Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars Nissan Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now Oldsmobile Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind InfuriatinglyLate Everyday Pinto Put In New Transmission Often Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood! Pontiac Poor old nag thinks it's a Cadillac PORSCHE Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough Rabbit Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Ball-less Itty-bitty Toy! Renault Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash Rolls Royce Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt-Consuming Esthetes SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies Such an arrogant bastard! Swedish Automobile - Always Broken Sable sleezy auto breaks leak everytime Saturn Sally Ate Ten Urdu Radishes Nightly Toyota Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto Triumph The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod. VW Very Worthless __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

08-16-2003, 03:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	good stuff....... nice to see that there are no Subaru comments... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-16-2003, 09:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	IROC = Italian Retard Out Cruisin from SNL __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

08-16-2003, 09:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Making A Zillion Dollars Annually belongs under mazda? __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

08-16-2003, 05:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	I should add one for our HOLDEN: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

08-16-2003, 03:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
acpower Crazy	HAH that's hilarious stuff.. nice find.. unless you thought of them yourself =-o.. then.. good job

08-16-2003, 03:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Man, they didnt tackle my mits!

08-30-2003, 02:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
impreza56 Upright	good stuff! i'd heard only about 5 of them

08-31-2003, 07:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Great post, I saw alot I'd never heard of before. __________________ I never said you had to.

08-31-2003, 06:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	Nice __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-31-2003, 10:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Oldsmobile: Oversized, leisurely driven sedan made of Buick's irregular, leftover equipment. And one that you'll know is true if you've ever driven one over 55, Saturn: Shakes and trembles, unexplained rattling noises

09-01-2003, 01:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	Poor fords, nobody ever seems to go easy on them. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

09-01-2003, 01:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
super Upright	Lee Iacocca I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America I A__C_______O_ C_____ C________ A Last edited by super; 09-01-2003 at 02:25 AM..

09-01-2003, 02:26 AM	#18 (permalink)
super Upright	Now dumb a**es smell the coffee and read.

09-01-2003, 03:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	AH SO. Little grasshopper has conducted a thorough search of worldwide data base and discovered what a Lee Iacocca is. Much wiser insect now, I am. It doesn't count - its not a car!!!!? . __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

09-01-2003, 01:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	Move Over, People Are Racing