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Mill · 08-12-2003, 07:52 AM

And no taste for that matter. I'm pretty sure it's real, not photochopped.

Mill · 08-12-2003, 07:59 AM

I just noticed the other post. I should have made the subject H2 Slam 2.

Spyder_Venom · 08-12-2003, 08:15 AM

not right!

jeffline · 08-12-2003, 08:18 AM

thats just ugly !!

FastShark85 · 08-12-2003, 08:36 AM

Nice ground clearance, probably great for off-roading.

drawerfixer · 08-12-2003, 11:27 AM

Ugh. Awful waste of an actually capable SUV. Why can't they do it a Honda Pilot instead?

Elitegibson · 08-12-2003, 11:54 AM

I'd like to stand on the hood of that thing and pee on it.

BigTruck1956 · 08-12-2003, 02:59 PM

how do you turn the front wheels???

Ashton · 08-12-2003, 03:05 PM

You know it has juice..... He just "Flips da switches" and pumps it up..... I bet it rides like a rollerskate, unless he has some sort of custom airbag suspension.....

micah67 · 08-12-2003, 03:13 PM

"FUGLY" - that's just my opinion.

jhericurl21 · 08-12-2003, 05:30 PM

h2 are ugly in general, give me a escalade

Spektr · 08-12-2003, 07:05 PM

I'd like to see it go over a speed bump

Mephisto2 · 08-12-2003, 11:47 PM

Most stupid looking thing I've seen in years.

Mr Mephisto

acpower · 08-13-2003, 12:16 AM

wow.. i didn't even know the wheels could fit that far in

Sion · 08-13-2003, 04:59 AM

"I'd like to see it go over a speed bump"

...a BIG one

...@ 60 mph

...while still in the "down" position.

Silvy · 08-13-2003, 05:05 AM

That's just rude to the guys who designed/built it!

Man I hate the way people mess up cars like that.

Or is this just the new emergency brake?
Just drop the main body and wait 'till it stops?

j8ear · 08-13-2003, 01:59 PM

Well that thing should be handy to have out wheelin'

nickt · 08-13-2003, 04:19 PM

Way too much cash, not enough brains!

marshall26 · 08-13-2003, 04:23 PM

how obscene

happy_joy · 08-13-2003, 07:12 PM

that is just not right on any level

bobw · 08-13-2003, 07:15 PM

that is the dumbest vehicle I have seen in a very long time...

67novaguy · 08-13-2003, 10:17 PM

that is just plain dumb......but I give them credit for doing something different....

CamaroRS1967 · 08-13-2003, 11:02 PM

Looks like junk.

jimk · 08-14-2003, 01:41 PM

y'know, nothing screams, "i'm a moron who just bought a penis extension." louder than someone driving around downtown chicago with a hummer. they don't even fit down some streets.

merkerguitars · 08-14-2003, 10:30 PM

It's different alright but the money he put into that he could of made something different that would of been way more wicked.

mastertakana · 08-15-2003, 05:39 AM

thats nice, i wouldnt want one at all tho. but its a serious slam. kinda ironic to slam an offroad truck, but no one takes them off road anyways, probably gets better gas mileage and more comfortable on the highway

absorbentishe · 08-15-2003, 06:14 AM

That is totally stupid looking. Next to that Aztec in the other thread, that is the second worst looking vehicle I've ever seen.

thadon · 08-15-2003, 08:57 AM

that is focking crazy and defeats the purpose of having a hummer

username · 08-15-2003, 02:14 PM

You're all a bunch of haters! That car is funky fresh cool I'd ride around in it thumping my old skool gansta rap pickin up tha ho's, or maybe I'd just push it into a lake.

Yeah, the lake would be best.

08-15-2003, 02:32 PM

I guess he just wanted to be able to park it in his garage.

bundy · 08-17-2003, 06:58 AM

hilarious...

what a seriously incredible waste of money.
that money should have been given to starving children rather than wasted on someone trying to look stupid.

anyway, don´t you have speed humps in America??

nitrorclover · 08-17-2003, 08:09 AM

I don't like the look of that, but atleast it was an H2, and not a real military type hummer. H2's are ghetto, but the military hummers are the pimpest things out there.

etla · 08-17-2003, 02:26 PM

You know I think it's not only slammed but chopped too.

--
Scientists estimate by the end of this century, via the means of virtual reality, a man will be able to stimulate making love to any woman he wants through his television set. You know, folks, the day an unemployed ironworker can lie in his BarcaLounger with a Foster’s in one hand and a channel-flicker in the other and fuck Claudia Schiffer for $19.95, it’s gonna make crack look like Sanka. -Dennis Miller

Captain Canada · 08-19-2003, 08:53 PM

Whats the point!?

lakefire · 08-19-2003, 09:33 PM

i think it's a slick idea...gotta respect people doing what they love to do and say "fuck it" to all the people that want them to be like the norm.

numberfive · 08-19-2003, 10:36 PM

Must be fun going up hills. That little dip before the hill would mess the car up so much.

myMHz · 08-19-2003, 11:53 PM

HA HA HA HA....Wait......HA HA HA HA......It's just so.....HA HA HA

jwoody · 08-20-2003, 01:48 AM

I'm with the minority on this one. It looks good to me.

Only thing I'd change is the color.

BoCo · 08-20-2003, 06:27 AM

Man, is that ever some ugly shit!

GSRIDER · 08-20-2003, 07:38 AM

Just think..... it gets him laid.

dick

08-12-2003, 07:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mill Psycho Location: Center of the Universe	You know you have too much money when... And no taste for that matter. I'm pretty sure it's real, not photochopped.

08-12-2003, 08:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
Spyder_Venom Psycho Location: MN	not right! __________________ The local track whore

08-12-2003, 11:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
drawerfixer Stonerific Location: Colorado	Ugh. Awful waste of an actually capable SUV. Why can't they do it a Honda Pilot instead? __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

08-12-2003, 11:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
Elitegibson More Freedom, Less Bullshit Location: Tulsa, OK	I'd like to stand on the hood of that thing and pee on it. __________________ -Erik Stupid people shouldn't breed.

08-12-2003, 02:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigTruck1956 Psycho Location: norcal	how do you turn the front wheels??? __________________ so much to do, so little time.....at least i aint bored.

08-12-2003, 07:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mill Psycho Location: Center of the Universe	I just noticed the other post. I should have made the subject H2 Slam 2.

08-12-2003, 08:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
jeffline Upright	thats just ugly !!

08-12-2003, 08:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
FastShark85 Psycho Location: In the garage, under the car.	Nice ground clearance, probably great for off-roading.

08-12-2003, 03:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	You know it has juice..... He just "Flips da switches" and pumps it up..... I bet it rides like a rollerskate, unless he has some sort of custom airbag suspension.....

08-12-2003, 03:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	"FUGLY" - that's just my opinion. __________________ ~micah

08-12-2003, 05:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	h2 are ugly in general, give me a escalade

08-12-2003, 07:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
Spektr Copacetic Location: Nati	I'd like to see it go over a speed bump

08-12-2003, 11:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Most stupid looking thing I've seen in years. Mr Mephisto

08-13-2003, 12:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
acpower Crazy	wow.. i didn't even know the wheels could fit that far in

08-13-2003, 04:59 AM	#15 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	"I'd like to see it go over a speed bump" ...a BIG one ...@ 60 mph ...while still in the "down" position. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-13-2003, 01:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
j8ear Gentlemen Farmer Location: Middle of nowhere, Jersey	Well that thing should be handy to have out wheelin' __________________ It's alot easier to ask for forgiveness then it is to ask for permission.

08-13-2003, 04:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
nickt Whaddya mean my hair is "GREEN"??? Location: Melbourne	Way too much cash, not enough brains! __________________ AND WHERE.......... ...is the Batman?

08-14-2003, 10:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	It's different alright but the money he put into that he could of made something different that would of been way more wicked. __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

08-13-2003, 05:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	That's just rude to the guys who designed/built it! Man I hate the way people mess up cars like that. Or is this just the new emergency brake? Just drop the main body and wait 'till it stops? __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

08-13-2003, 04:23 PM	#19 (permalink)
marshall26 Banned Location: elevated	how obscene

08-13-2003, 07:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
happy_joy Upright Location: wisconsin	that is just not right on any level

08-13-2003, 07:15 PM	#21 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	that is the dumbest vehicle I have seen in a very long time...

08-13-2003, 10:17 PM	#22 (permalink)
67novaguy Upright	that is just plain dumb......but I give them credit for doing something different....

08-13-2003, 11:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
CamaroRS1967 Insane	Looks like junk.

08-14-2003, 01:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	y'know, nothing screams, "i'm a moron who just bought a penis extension." louder than someone driving around downtown chicago with a hummer. they don't even fit down some streets. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-15-2003, 05:39 AM	#26 (permalink)
mastertakana Crazy	thats nice, i wouldnt want one at all tho. but its a serious slam. kinda ironic to slam an offroad truck, but no one takes them off road anyways, probably gets better gas mileage and more comfortable on the highway __________________ All I know the time it is gettin dread Need alot of trees up in my head

08-15-2003, 06:14 AM	#27 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	That is totally stupid looking. Next to that Aztec in the other thread, that is the second worst looking vehicle I've ever seen.

08-15-2003, 08:57 AM	#28 (permalink)
thadon Cruisin thru life Location: Alpharetta, GA	that is focking crazy and defeats the purpose of having a hummer

08-15-2003, 02:14 PM	#29 (permalink)
username Insane	You're all a bunch of haters! That car is funky fresh cool I'd ride around in it thumping my old skool gansta rap pickin up tha ho's, or maybe I'd just push it into a lake. Yeah, the lake would be best.

08-15-2003, 02:32 PM	#30 (permalink)
NotMinus Guest	I guess he just wanted to be able to park it in his garage.

08-17-2003, 06:58 AM	#31 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	hilarious... what a seriously incredible waste of money. that money should have been given to starving children rather than wasted on someone trying to look stupid. anyway, don´t you have speed humps in America?? __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-17-2003, 08:09 AM	#32 (permalink)
nitrorclover Crazy	I don't like the look of that, but atleast it was an H2, and not a real military type hummer. H2's are ghetto, but the military hummers are the pimpest things out there.

08-17-2003, 02:26 PM	#33 (permalink)
etla Junkie Location: Canada eh?	You know I think it's not only slammed but chopped too. -- Scientists estimate by the end of this century, via the means of virtual reality, a man will be able to stimulate making love to any woman he wants through his television set. You know, folks, the day an unemployed ironworker can lie in his BarcaLounger with a Foster’s in one hand and a channel-flicker in the other and fuck Claudia Schiffer for $19.95, it’s gonna make crack look like Sanka. -Dennis Miller __________________ Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

08-19-2003, 08:53 PM	#34 (permalink)
Captain Canada Addict Location: University of North Carolina at Greensboro	Whats the point!?

08-19-2003, 09:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
lakefire Tilted Location: souf carolina	i think it's a slick idea...gotta respect people doing what they love to do and say "fuck it" to all the people that want them to be like the norm. __________________ .lakefire

08-19-2003, 10:36 PM	#36 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Must be fun going up hills. That little dip before the hill would mess the car up so much. __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

08-19-2003, 11:53 PM	#37 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	HA HA HA HA....Wait......HA HA HA HA......It's just so.....HA HA HA __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

08-20-2003, 01:48 AM	#38 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I'm with the minority on this one. It looks good to me. Only thing I'd change is the color. __________________ .