Writing Challenge #45
 

So Sorry for the delay this week everyone ... and I got no excuse :(


For this week :




Have a great thanksgiving week everyone - if you get bogged down by the holidays don't forget the challenges stay open so write when you DO have time! :)

Things that make you go hmmm.

"Why did I have to pull the short straw? First, I had to swim this big ol' ladder out here, then I had to set it up in the water.. that wasn't easy, ya know. Then climb out of the water, change the damn light bulb, nearly electrocu--"

ZAP

Is the ground the blue wire? or the red wire?

Here I stand on this ladder with my tool in hand,
The laws of science I seem to not understand,
What's this you say about an electric shock,
Idly I wonder if you can outline water with chalk.

I continue to drill and work hard at this project,
as the water gleams below me, my image does reflect,
what's with the laws of science on drilling in a pool,
My boss is so proud of me - he says I'm his #1 fool!

:lol: HAHAHA

dad told me i was a worse than senseless thing
mom told me i'd never be better than a dildo
my older sister even made fun of me
after dressing me up as a doll
too ugly to be real she said
and asked mom and dad for a replacement brother

but what they've never understood
and what no one has ever understood
is that i'm completely cool
when faced with death
of some type

heard a story long ago about joe montana
quarterback for the san francisco 49ers football team
very important game he was in
very important drive he was leading the team on
it meant win or lose for the team
everyone was pumped up for it
and he walked into the huddle
and pointed out a fan
and said "isn't that john candy?"

just too stupid to be afraid.

but with the talent to get it done

like me