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Here's a twist for this week, challenge suggestion courtesy of Fresnelly!




I hope this gets some interesting creative juices flowing ... the ideas are limitless ...

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Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

Bob Biter

Action, intrigue, and comedy go together very well, just like long-time friends and problem solvers DangerPanties (Dalia Pennies), DangerCorset (Mistress DuChat) and DangerPoop (Dom Putters). Each leads a semi-normal life by day, but by night (or whenever danger pops up), they can drop everything to become The Dangers, a mysterious vigilante group that goes above the law (and under it!) to put an end to slipshod crime everywhere. From within their secret headquarters, the Danger Zone, they train their already formidable skills:

DangerPanties drops and gives'em 20 (reasons to stay put), thanks to her incredible agility and penchant for micro-skirts, which show off her remarkable undergarments, selected from her panty shop, located on top of (and serving as a front for) the Danger Zone. Always the fashionable prankster, her favorite taunts include ridiculing a villain's fashion sense and color-coding henchmen.

DangerCorset, a dominatrix by trade, is the self-described (though unacknowledged) leader of The Dangers. Her ascerbic wit, dealt out in quasi-Victorian English, is only matched by her ability to dispense humiliating, yet pleasurable pain to her foes. Her inability to bend down (thanks to her signature ribcage squeezers) is more than compensated for by her skill with whips and ropes, which she uses to fetch things. Anything that can't be brought to her with this method can be retrieved simply by casting an authoritative glare at whoever is standing nearby.

DangerPoop is the resident divulger of the sort of common sense that brings most people down. Ever the morose piece of detritus, he nonethless proves useful by depressing crooks and reducing bad guys to tears with his diatribes on the futility of life. As DangerCorset's first client (a distinction he tends to spread very thin at times), he naturally defers to her on most things, except for his crush on DangerPanties.

FIRST ADVENTURE: "BEAT THE BEATNICKS!"

As DangerPanties closes up shop after yet another satisfying business day, her friends DangerCorset and DangerPoop drop by with some troubling news: a group of over-the-hill beatnicks have recently taken over several local bars and showrooms, only to expose the patrons to spoken word presentations of the most irrelavant, nauseating kind. Worse still, this barrage of verbal sewage is ultimately meant to drive people to the local Mega Mall to purchase enough mainstream music to make them forget what they've just heard. The Old Beatnicks are really just sell-outs working for The Music Industry! This just has to stop!

Will DangerPanties take these geezers back to the sixties with her flash underwear?
Will DangerCorset show these losers a more humiliating use for their unworthy mouths?
Will DangerPoop deliver a speech so dark that it will drive the poltroons to an electroclash lifestyle?
Why exactly do non-metal people wear all-black outfits?

Find the answer to all of these questions and more in the first exciting installment of:

THE DANGERS!!!

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