fhqwhgads' haiku, part 1 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

fhqwhgads · 05-01-2004, 09:46 PM

I used to write humorous haiku awhile back, and I thought about picking it up again. I wish I could find my old notebook full of 'em.

Here's one I wrote while working as a security guard. If it looks familiar, it's because I posted it on TFP v3. Without further ado:

Security Guard Blues

Stupid customers
Always making dumb requests
like: "Stop kicking me"

vonstalhein · 05-02-2004, 12:07 PM

Hahaha

A haiku is 5
Syllables then 7 right?
5 to finish off?

It was amusing. Did you really get to ever kick anyone?

fhqwhgads · 05-02-2004, 02:40 PM

Nope. Never kicked anyone. Just got tired of stupid customer requests...

(check your second line vonstalhein.)

MadHatder · 05-02-2004, 07:30 PM

jack kerouac is
the best haiku writter cause
he makes his own style

like

mayonaise
mayonaise comes in cans
down the river

05-01-2004, 09:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	fhqwhgads' haiku, part 1 I used to write humorous haiku awhile back, and I thought about picking it up again. I wish I could find my old notebook full of 'em. Here's one I wrote while working as a security guard. If it looks familiar, it's because I posted it on TFP v3. Without further ado: Security Guard Blues Stupid customers Always making dumb requests like: "Stop kicking me"

05-02-2004, 12:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
vonstalhein Insane Location: Where You Live.	Hahaha A haiku is 5 Syllables then 7 right? 5 to finish off? It was amusing. Did you really get to ever kick anyone? __________________ No Win No Fee Last edited by vonstalhein; 05-07-2004 at 05:28 AM..

05-02-2004, 02:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Nope. Never kicked anyone. Just got tired of stupid customer requests... (check your second line vonstalhein.)

05-02-2004, 07:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
MadHatder Crazy	jack kerouac is the best haiku writter cause he makes his own style like mayonaise mayonaise comes in cans down the river