Got the 13 Kid Blues
 

Said she left to go to work
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Now how was i to know she ran off with some jerk
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Left me here with 13 kids
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Each one has shoes that don't fit...
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Now who says with kids ya can't lose
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Cause they never had to buy 13 pairs of shoes......
I got the 13 kid blues
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Now I gotta sell my car
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cause i only gotta a 2 seater
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I take them kids to foot locker
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where the 13th pair is always free
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and the salesman smiles and says to me
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wife went to work
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and left ya for some jerk
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guess ya got the 13 kid blues
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hate to tell ya but ya get no free shoes
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cause we rose all the prices today
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and there's 14 kids by the way
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That was hilarious! Brought a wry smile to my face.