Seer666

As requeasted, more for your reading enjoyment. Sorry Jimmy, but this one is friendly. I'll dump more pain for you later.


The Kitchen Sink Got Me Evicted
(And the Sink Cried Mary)

3am and the Jazz music drifts into my room
The sound is smooth, but shouldn't be there
With a slight disorientation
I realize it is coming from the kitchen
A drum beat played on pots and pans
And a saxophone that sounds like a fna belt
Imagine my surprise
To see the refrigerator and the stove
Jamming out to Muddy Waters
The toaster oven takes up the harmony
And the Microwave joins in on the fun
The sink takes up vocals about half way through
Imagine my surprise
I would blame it on the food but I haven't eaten all day
I would blame it on the drugs but I ran out last week
I don't think this is what they meant
When they talked about the secret life of the machine
Soon the piece is over and they start into some Lynard Skynard
the upstairs neighbors are going to bitch in the morning
Still trying to get over the shock I can only stand there and watch
Who would have ever thought that the greatest musical talent in Tucson
Was my kitchen appliances
Imagine my surprise
All night long they go at it
Everything from heavy metal to classical
Never missing a beat from one song to the next
And the sink cried Mary
Thinking how this would sound to my shrink
I went back to bed and forgot it ever happened
But ohhhhh, the neighbors are going to bitch in the morning

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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!

I am the one you warned me of

I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

saut

That would make a great song. A very fun poem.

vonstalhein

Hahaha i loved the wonderful:

And the sink cried Mary
Thinking how this would sound to my shrink
I went back to bed and forgot it ever happened
But ohhhhh, the neighbors are going to bitch in the morning

Brilliant. I love funny poems, they're the best kind.

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Amnesia620

LOL!!! I remember reading this several years ago. I love this one.

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ICER

I knew machines were alive and ready to take over, But I had no idea it was the musical world they wanted.

Great poem,

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One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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Seer666

Thank you all for the kind words. It's nice to know people enjoy your work.

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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!

I am the one you warned me of

I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

JimmyTheHutt

Or more to the point, the copious amounts of caffeine and sleep withdrawl it took to write this. Nice to see it in print again.

You need to post the lyrics to "Save a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus".

Veritas en Lux!
Jimmy The Hutt

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Seer666

Yeah, I almost forgot about that part of it. what was it, 4 days no sleep that time?

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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!

I am the one you warned me of

I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.