A cautionary tale
 

(source - Suffolk Police Organised Crime Division wire tap on mobile phone registered number 07834 952***)

*RING RING* *RING RING*

Rachel Bilson - Hello?

Adam Douglas - Yo

Rachel Bilson - Hey Baby.

Adam Douglas - Sup?

Rachel Bilson - Aw, nothing. I've just been chilling. When are you coming home honey?

Adam Douglas - Soon, I...

Rachel Bilson - Can you get...

Adam Douglas - Uh...

Rachel Bilson - Sorry, I...

Adam Douglas - It's cool, go on.

Rachel Bilson - Can you stop by the store and get some hot dogs, the German style ones.

Adam Douglas - Ok, yeah. I picked up the stuff from the DIY store, I can stop at Tesco

Rachel Bilson - Ok, thats great. Um, so...

Adam Douglas - oh shit!

(SOUNDS OF CAR SCREECHING TO A HALT NARROWLY MISSING A COLLISION POSSIBLY)

Rachel Bilson - Oh God! Baby! Are you oK?

Adam Douglas - Motherfucker!

(SOUND OF A CAR DOOR BEING FLUNG OPEN)

Adam Douglas (in distance) - You cocksucker!

Unidentified Male - Easy Brah...

Adam Douglas - You fucking prick!

Unidentified Male - Watch the burberry, geez...

Unidentified Male - Oof!

Unidentified Male - Ugh!

(BANG)

(BANG)

(CRUNCH)

(SOUND OF A CAR DOOR BEING SLAMMED OVER AND OVER)

Rachel Bilson - Adam! Adam! What's happening

Adam Douglas (in distance) - I'll fucking show you!

(BANG)

(BANG)

Rachel Bilson - Oh My God!

(pause)

Adam Douglas - Yo

Rachel Bilson - God! Are you ok? What happened? Are you ok?

Adam Douglas - Yeah, Im fine. Sorry.

Rachel Bilson - What happened?

Adam Douglas - It's ok, I've taken care of it.

Rachel Bilson - What? But...

Adam Douglas - I 'll call you when Im at the store, allright?

Rachel Bilson - Um, ok... ok, Love you

Adam Douglas - Peace