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analog · 01-23-2007, 12:54 AM

"The mustache is barely visible," I thought as I leaned in to kiss her again. It tickled my nose, and once again I broke the embrace.

Standing back a good two feet, it all but vanishes into a sexy shadow over her generously-lipsticked mouth. She smiles warmly and I was forced to smile back. I had told her we have a lot in common, and I was right; she's missing most of the same teeth I am.

She looks me over and says, "let me give you a hand with those" before reaching forward and slowly undoing each button on my faded overalls. She seemed to relish my excitement as she took in an eyeful of the stiff lump in my Fruit of the Loom briefs.

"Lucky I wore the good ones," I think, playing with the holes in the seams as she takes a step away from me again.

Staring right at me- or maybe the wall, because one of her eyes is lazy and I can't remember which- she slowly peels the tight jeans from her body, revealing her Sears Comfort Collection support panties.

The passion grew within me, and my penis stirred a little against the barely adequate strength left in the elastic waistband of my briefs. She pulled her panties down to reveal a perfectly shaven vagina with one of those little "landing strips" left above it. All I could think was, "get ready for liftoff!"

I smiled at her and leaned forward to brush my fingers against the strip, giving her another kiss as she moaned softly at my touch. I reached up and undid the buttons of her blouse, letting it slip silently away from her breasts and down her arms.

"Is it cold in here?" I remarked with a casual smile as I played with the goosebumps formed on her bosom. I unhooked the bra and let her breasts roll into my hands as it fell to the floor. She reaches out in her excitement and tears my wife-beater undershirt off.

"Mmmmmm... you have hairy nipples, too," she whispers as she rubs my chest. I feel my underwear slide off and her fingers wrap around my buttocks tightly, squeezing them. She steps back and lays down on the bed, spreading her legs and beckoning me to join her. I am officially "cleared for landing".

She looks so good, because she is naked. I mean- she's naked and willing, and i'm not paying for it (for once), so i don't care, you know?

I walked over and laid on top of her. She reached down and guided me inside of her. I smiled widely as I penetrated her, and she moaned out her last words to me before we slipped into a speechless, euphoric sexual marathon...

"Mmmmmm... this is relevant to my interests."

mixedmedia · 01-23-2007, 02:54 AM

oooooohhh......overalls. That's so hot.

But I liked it, really.

Bill O'Rights · 01-23-2007, 05:36 AM

Let's see...
Missing teeth...check.
Support panties...check
worn overalls...check

Yup...all the makin's of 'rotica done up reeeal good. Standards? We don't need no stinkin' standards...Git-r-done!!

The_Jazz · 01-23-2007, 05:56 AM

Are your two characters named "Kevin" and "Britney"? Just wondering...

Daoust · 01-23-2007, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by analog

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"Mmmmmm... this is relevant to my interests."

Fantastic finish!

J.R.V.A. · 01-23-2007, 04:51 PM

That was good

shesus · 01-24-2007, 04:42 AM

Ha-Ha...I can put so many people from my past in this situation. Damn WV

You almost had me spontaneously masturbating at the holes in the fruit of the looms....grawr!

healer · 01-24-2007, 05:21 AM

This is by far the most depraved piece of writing I have ever come across. After the 5th or 6th read I felt dirty enough to reply.

You're the man.

vanblah · 01-25-2007, 02:24 PM

Nicely done.

Reminds me of these: http://www.saviodsilva.com/letter.htm

(BTW. The link above may not be quite safe enough for work. There doesn't appear to be any nudity ... but you never know what ads might show up.)

Chimera · 01-27-2007, 04:28 AM

.....I'm afraid now.....there is fear in my mind.....And I must shower

Well Done

01-23-2007, 12:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
analog Banned	analog's Filthy Erotica for people with Really Low or No Standards "The mustache is barely visible," I thought as I leaned in to kiss her again. It tickled my nose, and once again I broke the embrace. Standing back a good two feet, it all but vanishes into a sexy shadow over her generously-lipsticked mouth. She smiles warmly and I was forced to smile back. I had told her we have a lot in common, and I was right; she's missing most of the same teeth I am. She looks me over and says, "let me give you a hand with those" before reaching forward and slowly undoing each button on my faded overalls. She seemed to relish my excitement as she took in an eyeful of the stiff lump in my Fruit of the Loom briefs. "Lucky I wore the good ones," I think, playing with the holes in the seams as she takes a step away from me again. Staring right at me- or maybe the wall, because one of her eyes is lazy and I can't remember which- she slowly peels the tight jeans from her body, revealing her Sears Comfort Collection support panties. The passion grew within me, and my penis stirred a little against the barely adequate strength left in the elastic waistband of my briefs. She pulled her panties down to reveal a perfectly shaven vagina with one of those little "landing strips" left above it. All I could think was, "get ready for liftoff!" I smiled at her and leaned forward to brush my fingers against the strip, giving her another kiss as she moaned softly at my touch. I reached up and undid the buttons of her blouse, letting it slip silently away from her breasts and down her arms. "Is it cold in here?" I remarked with a casual smile as I played with the goosebumps formed on her bosom. I unhooked the bra and let her breasts roll into my hands as it fell to the floor. She reaches out in her excitement and tears my wife-beater undershirt off. "Mmmmmm... you have hairy nipples, too," she whispers as she rubs my chest. I feel my underwear slide off and her fingers wrap around my buttocks tightly, squeezing them. She steps back and lays down on the bed, spreading her legs and beckoning me to join her. I am officially "cleared for landing". She looks so good, because she is naked. I mean- she's naked and willing, and i'm not paying for it (for once), so i don't care, you know? I walked over and laid on top of her. She reached down and guided me inside of her. I smiled widely as I penetrated her, and she moaned out her last words to me before we slipped into a speechless, euphoric sexual marathon... "Mmmmmm... this is relevant to my interests."

01-23-2007, 02:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	oooooohhh......overalls. That's so hot. But I liked it, really. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-23-2007, 05:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Let's see... Missing teeth...check. Support panties...check worn overalls...check Yup...all the makin's of 'rotica done up reeeal good. Standards? We don't need no stinkin' standards...Git-r-done!! __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

01-23-2007, 05:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Are your two characters named "Kevin" and "Britney"? Just wondering... __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

01-23-2007, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
J.R.V.A. Junkie Location: Utah	That was good __________________ And as she plays, her sweet song of laughter floats through the air and warms my heart

01-24-2007, 04:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Ha-Ha...I can put so many people from my past in this situation. Damn WV You almost had me spontaneously masturbating at the holes in the fruit of the looms....grawr! __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-25-2007, 02:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	Nicely done. Reminds me of these: http://www.saviodsilva.com/letter.htm (BTW. The link above may not be quite safe enough for work. There doesn't appear to be any nudity ... but you never know what ads might show up.) Last edited by vanblah; 01-25-2007 at 02:31 PM..

01-27-2007, 04:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
Chimera Banned	.....I'm afraid now.....there is fear in my mind.....And I must shower Well Done