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qpid · 05-26-2003, 11:17 AM

Greatest Date Story.... Ever

darksparkles · 05-26-2003, 11:20 AM

gahhhh, i hate exaggerated rude feminist bullshit. feminism = good. being rude and giving feminism a bad rep = BAD BAD BAD.

WhoaitsZ · 05-26-2003, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by darksparkles
gahhhh, i hate exaggerated rude feminist bullshit. feminism = good. being rude and giving feminism a bad rep = BAD BAD BAD.

like all cliques of people and what not, there are people and there are people.

feminist rules. they stand for whats right.

feminazis, on the other, simply suck.

darksparkles · 05-26-2003, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by WhoaitsZ

feminazis, on the other, simply suck.

heheh, i'll have to remember that word.

Ashton · 05-26-2003, 02:42 PM

You think that's wacked..... I dated this girl that would always say, "I'm not helpless" and "You don't have to do that" when I would open the door for her.... then a few months later she meets this new guy, starts dating him and brags to all her girlfriends about how much a 'gentleman' he is , and how he always opens the door for her...... WTF? women are twisted.

gibber71 · 05-26-2003, 07:03 PM

Now that's funny.Baaabyyyyeee. Ha ha ha,..Been there, done that. It's such an excellent thing to do to some stuck up,ass in the air bitch, but my question is,what took you so long?

GremlinDelirium · 05-26-2003, 07:55 PM

Wow, thats great... Could she be any more grumpy about things? All she could find to do was complain about someone being polite... My god what have things come to? At least you get a great story out of it

i8one2 · 05-26-2003, 08:23 PM

After laughing my ass off! seriously laughing, my hats off to you. I am also one of those men who was raised to show nothing but utmost respect for (ladies)women..totally and completely. The key being LADY.
Now although my lifestyle of choice has changed and I do thing a little differently than most people, one thing hasn't. I still totally, fully respect, cherish, honor, and love my submissive companion and partner GALAXYGIRL. All LADY AND WOMEN, except she opens my doors!.

But, you know something, treating women/a woman(lady) the way you did, I'm positive that we will certainly find someone truly special very soon. Power to you and thank you very much for sharing.

merkerguitars · 05-26-2003, 09:18 PM

Sorry to hear about that...she seems like quite a bitch without any class. I would just forget about her....not worth the trouble

KeyserSoze · 05-26-2003, 09:35 PM

Thanks for the replys, but to those who say I should have listened harder to her I say ...BULLSHIT!

I listened to her and I am NOT GOING TO CHANGE my ways to hijack the pootie. I did forget the second time about opening her doors, maybe my sunconsious had alterior motives.

Anyhoo, I have known this young lady for a couple of weeks, and she seemed sweet and nice and was flirting this is why I asked her out.........I had no IDEA she was retaining enough water to fill a large olympic size pool.

She called and left a bitchy message and also came by my work today and told me I was in NO WAY A MAN! A man would not have left a lady standing alone at night. I agreed with her and asked her how she knows so much about how a man should act, and if I would have been better off if I would have called her a bitch, knocked the shit out of her and then took her home to fuck...is that the kind of man shes looking for??

She called me a no class asshole and stated I will never find a lady if that is my attitude. I kindly said thanks for opinion but, If all the women out there are like her then I would rather be alone then to change the way my father raised me to treat women, and I asked her what gives her the right to call herself a lady??

She walked towards her car and I ran up and OPENED HER FUCKING DOOR......and LEFT IT OPEN!! She just stood there and stared as I walked back into my office grinning from ear to ear.

I have never been rude to a lady, but as I said in my original post...THIS WAS NO LADY!!

God Bless

KeyserSoze · 05-26-2003, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mondak

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oh yeah - one more question though: if she was hot, don't you want to "Hate-Fuck" her in the ass anyway now?

ROFLMFAO!

komodo · 05-26-2003, 09:56 PM

People who think stuff like this is "feminism" should take a quick peek in the dictionary. This files quite nicely under "masculine".

In other news, some women will just never get over the "I am woman, hear me roar" thing. They think that if they accept even one nice gesture from a man, the man is going to think he can have sex with them right there. Once, I was absentmindedly holding the door open for a woman (I do this for both genders... just common courtesy not to slam the door on someone), and she went apeshit and said that she didn't need a man to hold doors open for her. So I closed the door, flicked the doorstop down, and walked away. As I would have done had a man said that.

darksparkles · 05-26-2003, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by komodo
People who think stuff like this is "feminism" should take a quick peek in the dictionary. This files quite nicely under "masculine".

heh, i didn't say "feminine", i said "feminism." and i suppose it's not really feminism, either, it's nazi fake feminism.

edit: ah, but you probably knew that. yes, joke, i should look that up, too.

denim · 05-27-2003, 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by KeyserSoze
Am I wrong??

No, you're not wrong. Screw her if she refuses to appreciate proper behavoir. She'll never see it again, that's certain.

(edit) Just noticed your name: nice postings to alt.binaries! I've been tempted to add a "select" filter based on you.

denim · 05-27-2003, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by 3x0
If you smacked her in the face after that and behave rude you would get laid for sure then :]]]]]

"Oh, don't flatter yourself. You looked like you could use a good feed." works if she's skinny or fat. Or thinks she is. Or thinks you think she is.

qpid · 05-28-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by KeyserSoze

She walked towards her car and I ran up and OPENED HER FUCKING DOOR......and LEFT IT OPEN!! She just stood there and stared as I walked back into my office grinning from ear to ear.

I have never been rude to a lady, but as I said in my original post...THIS WAS NO LADY!!

God Bless

Second Greatest Date Story..... Ever

mp3 of the answering machine message?

oneofmanymen · 05-29-2003, 07:59 AM

WOW...that is one heck of a story.
To the one that thought you should have listened...well I have to disagree with that. The thing is if she had showed you any respect in telling you in the first place that she didnt like doors being opened for her, instead of giving you all kinds of atittude, I would agree but it sounds like right from the start she was ready to go off on you. Then especially since you left her, for her to show up at your work was crazy...i think if I had a woman show up at my work like that I would have called for security myself.

oomm

greytone · 05-29-2003, 04:54 PM

My first instinct was to think you were wrong to leave her on the curb. But then I thought more about it. If she feals she is so independant, then giving her a ride home would be insulting. Leaving her on the curb would be the only way to respect her wishes.

SupahFreak · 05-29-2003, 06:01 PM

WOW! Great ending! That beotch deserved it!! I would love for a man to treat me like that!

Janie · 05-29-2003, 06:52 PM

Yeah, that b*tch is wacked, no doubt about it. I'm all for feminism, but how she acted was not feminism. In my opinion, she has no manners, most likely plays games with men, and is most definitely not deserving of your attentions. Find yourself a woman who likes to be treated with kindness and respect; this "woman" is looking for Joe Wifebeater with a beer gut and no job, whether she knows it or not. Or maybe she wants to be a man...?

Bubs · 05-29-2003, 06:53 PM

I found out why your date went so badly:

Location: Lost Angeles

In a state where textbooks are subject to the Political Correctness Word Nazis, what more can you expect?

w3r7y · 05-30-2003, 09:09 AM

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Originally posted by NotMinus
That woman just did you a HUGE favour. Seriously, wemon don't want men that will play into them. They don't want guys who open there doors, carry there backpacks and treat them like there on a pedestal. They are looking for MEN, people who take control of the situation, have a life outside of them, aren't avalible at the drop of a dime to do something and don't give in to there every wish. It sounds ridicoulus but what do we always want the most? Whats diffecult to attain. Most young wemon just don't want men that will let her walk all over him. I.E. the standard tests im sure we have all gotten - Iv got to cancel, can we do this later? Here are my keys, go get my jacket for me? .. I.E. Wemon are trying to weed out the boring cookie cutter men and find peopel who are strong (mostly emotionly)

Next time you find an attractive women who you want a number from, tease them, instead of the nervouse "is there any chance I can get your number" They will probaly look annoyed at first but as long as you understand what your trying to do and pull of the fact that your joking you will probaly have much better impression in those first three minutes.

dude you spelt woman differently three different times... I mean, you had a great start.. just went downhill..

GSRIDER · 05-30-2003, 09:41 AM

You did the right thing... she would of just kept yappin in the car or there would of been dead silence.

That was some funny sheeeot though... i probably would of laughed the whole way home myself.

Hard8s · 05-30-2003, 11:01 AM

Iloved the second conversation where you went and opened her door for her again!!!! Nice!

rsl12 · 05-30-2003, 11:28 AM

In case she comes again, maybe you should buy her a Lady Bic, to help her become more ladylike.

ScaryFast · 05-30-2003, 08:37 PM

well, I think that opening a car door for a girl is way old fashioned. As is standing up when she gets up and doing it again when she goes to sit down. I would never do it.

I keep the door opening to normal doors and do it for pretty much anyone, not just a girl I'm with.

MSD · 05-31-2003, 10:28 PM

"Here's the key to the trunk. You can let yourself in."

That's what I would have said.

Silence · 06-01-2003, 03:06 PM

If I am out with someone for the first time and it just ain't happening,....I just put an end to it early and get on with my business.Whats the point of continuing with her the rest of the night?........Shit Happens!..I don't have the time for nagging shit and sorry attitudes from anyone.There are plenty of others to meet out there!

05-26-2003, 11:17 AM	#41 (permalink)
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05-26-2003, 11:20 AM	#42 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	gahhhh, i hate exaggerated rude feminist bullshit. feminism = good. being rude and giving feminism a bad rep = BAD BAD BAD. __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

05-26-2003, 07:55 PM	#47 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Wow, thats great... Could she be any more grumpy about things? All she could find to do was complain about someone being polite... My god what have things come to? At least you get a great story out of it __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-26-2003, 08:23 PM	#48 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	After laughing my ass off! seriously laughing, my hats off to you. I am also one of those men who was raised to show nothing but utmost respect for (ladies)women..totally and completely. The key being LADY. Now although my lifestyle of choice has changed and I do thing a little differently than most people, one thing hasn't. I still totally, fully respect, cherish, honor, and love my submissive companion and partner GALAXYGIRL. All LADY AND WOMEN, except she opens my doors!. But, you know something, treating women/a woman(lady) the way you did, I'm positive that we will certainly find someone truly special very soon. Power to you and thank you very much for sharing. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

05-26-2003, 09:18 PM	#49 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Sorry to hear about that...she seems like quite a bitch without any class. I would just forget about her....not worth the trouble __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

05-26-2003, 02:42 PM	#45 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	You think that's wacked..... I dated this girl that would always say, "I'm not helpless" and "You don't have to do that" when I would open the door for her.... then a few months later she meets this new guy, starts dating him and brags to all her girlfriends about how much a 'gentleman' he is , and how he always opens the door for her...... WTF? women are twisted.

05-26-2003, 07:03 PM	#46 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	Now that's funny.Baaabyyyyeee. Ha ha ha,..Been there, done that. It's such an excellent thing to do to some stuck up,ass in the air bitch, but my question is,what took you so long?

05-26-2003, 09:35 PM	#50 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	Thanks for the replys, but to those who say I should have listened harder to her I say ...BULLSHIT! I listened to her and I am NOT GOING TO CHANGE my ways to hijack the pootie. I did forget the second time about opening her doors, maybe my sunconsious had alterior motives. Anyhoo, I have known this young lady for a couple of weeks, and she seemed sweet and nice and was flirting this is why I asked her out.........I had no IDEA she was retaining enough water to fill a large olympic size pool. She called and left a bitchy message and also came by my work today and told me I was in NO WAY A MAN! A man would not have left a lady standing alone at night. I agreed with her and asked her how she knows so much about how a man should act, and if I would have been better off if I would have called her a bitch, knocked the shit out of her and then took her home to fuck...is that the kind of man shes looking for?? She called me a no class asshole and stated I will never find a lady if that is my attitude. I kindly said thanks for opinion but, If all the women out there are like her then I would rather be alone then to change the way my father raised me to treat women, and I asked her what gives her the right to call herself a lady?? She walked towards her car and I ran up and OPENED HER FUCKING DOOR......and LEFT IT OPEN!! She just stood there and stared as I walked back into my office grinning from ear to ear. I have never been rude to a lady, but as I said in my original post...THIS WAS NO LADY!! God Bless __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!

05-26-2003, 09:56 PM	#52 (permalink)
komodo Tilted	People who think stuff like this is "feminism" should take a quick peek in the dictionary. This files quite nicely under "masculine". In other news, some women will just never get over the "I am woman, hear me roar" thing. They think that if they accept even one nice gesture from a man, the man is going to think he can have sex with them right there. Once, I was absentmindedly holding the door open for a woman (I do this for both genders... just common courtesy not to slam the door on someone), and she went apeshit and said that she didn't need a man to hold doors open for her. So I closed the door, flicked the doorstop down, and walked away. As I would have done had a man said that.

05-29-2003, 07:59 AM	#57 (permalink)
oneofmanymen Insane Location: Wisconsin	WOW...that is one heck of a story. To the one that thought you should have listened...well I have to disagree with that. The thing is if she had showed you any respect in telling you in the first place that she didnt like doors being opened for her, instead of giving you all kinds of atittude, I would agree but it sounds like right from the start she was ready to go off on you. Then especially since you left her, for her to show up at your work was crazy...i think if I had a woman show up at my work like that I would have called for security myself. oomm __________________ Everything works if you let it....

05-29-2003, 04:54 PM	#58 (permalink)
greytone Junkie	My first instinct was to think you were wrong to leave her on the curb. But then I thought more about it. If she feals she is so independant, then giving her a ride home would be insulting. Leaving her on the curb would be the only way to respect her wishes. __________________ I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing. Robert A Heinlein in "They Do It With Mirrors"

05-29-2003, 06:01 PM	#59 (permalink)
SupahFreak Upright Location: GA	WOW! Great ending! That beotch deserved it!! I would love for a man to treat me like that!

05-29-2003, 06:52 PM	#60 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	Yeah, that b*tch is wacked, no doubt about it. I'm all for feminism, but how she acted was not feminism. In my opinion, she has no manners, most likely plays games with men, and is most definitely not deserving of your attentions. Find yourself a woman who likes to be treated with kindness and respect; this "woman" is looking for Joe Wifebeater with a beer gut and no job, whether she knows it or not. Or maybe she wants to be a man...? __________________ cheers to the motherland

05-29-2003, 06:53 PM	#61 (permalink)
Bubs Tilted Location: At the Consession Stand	I found out why your date went so badly: Location: Lost Angeles In a state where textbooks are subject to the Political Correctness Word Nazis, what more can you expect?

05-30-2003, 09:41 AM	#63 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	You did the right thing... she would of just kept yappin in the car or there would of been dead silence. That was some funny sheeeot though... i probably would of laughed the whole way home myself. __________________ No signature at this time.

05-30-2003, 11:01 AM	#64 (permalink)
Hard8s Addict Location: Wherever I am!	Iloved the second conversation where you went and opened her door for her again!!!! Nice! __________________ If ignorance is bliss, then wipe this smile off my face!

05-30-2003, 11:28 AM	#65 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	In case she comes again, maybe you should buy her a Lady Bic, to help her become more ladylike. __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

05-30-2003, 08:37 PM	#66 (permalink)
ScaryFast Upright	well, I think that opening a car door for a girl is way old fashioned. As is standing up when she gets up and doing it again when she goes to sit down. I would never do it. I keep the door opening to normal doors and do it for pretty much anyone, not just a girl I'm with.

05-31-2003, 10:28 PM	#67 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	"Here's the key to the trunk. You can let yourself in." That's what I would have said.

06-01-2003, 03:06 PM	#68 (permalink)
Silence Upright Location: Florida	If I am out with someone for the first time and it just ain't happening,....I just put an end to it early and get on with my business.Whats the point of continuing with her the rest of the night?........Shit Happens!..I don't have the time for nagging shit and sorry attitudes from anyone.There are plenty of others to meet out there! __________________ Free your mind...................get out of my way!