Greatest Date Story.... Ever

gahhhh, i hate exaggerated rude feminist bullshit. feminism = good. being rude and giving feminism a bad rep = BAD BAD BAD.

like all cliques of people and what not, there are people and there are people.

feminist rules. they stand for whats right.

feminazis, on the other, simply suck.

heheh, i'll have to remember that word.

Now that's funny.Baaabyyyyeee. Ha ha ha,..Been there, done that. It's such an excellent thing to do to some stuck up,ass in the air bitch, but my question is,what took you so long?

Wow, thats great... Could she be any more grumpy about things? All she could find to do was complain about someone being polite... My god what have things come to? At least you get a great story out of it :)

After laughing my ass off! seriously laughing, my hats off to you. I am also one of those men who was raised to show nothing but utmost respect for (ladies)women..totally and completely. The key being LADY.
Now although my lifestyle of choice has changed and I do thing a little differently than most people, one thing hasn't. I still totally, fully respect, cherish, honor, and love my submissive companion and partner GALAXYGIRL. All LADY AND WOMEN, except she opens my doors!.

But, you know something, treating women/a woman(lady) the way you did, I'm positive that we will certainly find someone truly special very soon. Power to you and thank you very much for sharing.

Sorry to hear about that...she seems like quite a bitch without any class. I would just forget about her....not worth the trouble

Thanks for the replys, but to those who say I should have listened harder to her I say ...BULLSHIT!

I listened to her and I am NOT GOING TO CHANGE my ways to hijack the pootie. I did forget the second time about opening her doors, maybe my sunconsious had alterior motives.

Anyhoo, I have known this young lady for a couple of weeks, and she seemed sweet and nice and was flirting this is why I asked her out.........I had no IDEA she was retaining enough water to fill a large olympic size pool.

She called and left a bitchy message and also came by my work today and told me I was in NO WAY A MAN! A man would not have left a lady standing alone at night. I agreed with her and asked her how she knows so much about how a man should act, and if I would have been better off if I would have called her a bitch, knocked the shit out of her and then took her home to fuck...is that the kind of man shes looking for??

She called me a no class asshole and stated I will never find a lady if that is my attitude. I kindly said thanks for opinion but, If all the women out there are like her then I would rather be alone then to change the way my father raised me to treat women, and I asked her what gives her the right to call herself a lady??

She walked towards her car and I ran up and OPENED HER FUCKING DOOR......and LEFT IT OPEN!! She just stood there and stared as I walked back into my office grinning from ear to ear.

I have never been rude to a lady, but as I said in my original post...THIS WAS NO LADY!!

God Bless :)

ROFLMFAO! :lol:

People who think stuff like this is "feminism" should take a quick peek in the dictionary. This files quite nicely under "masculine".

In other news, some women will just never get over the "I am woman, hear me roar" thing. They think that if they accept even one nice gesture from a man, the man is going to think he can have sex with them right there. Once, I was absentmindedly holding the door open for a woman (I do this for both genders... just common courtesy not to slam the door on someone), and she went apeshit and said that she didn't need a man to hold doors open for her. So I closed the door, flicked the doorstop down, and walked away. As I would have done had a man said that.

heh, i didn't say "feminine", i said "feminism." and i suppose it's not really feminism, either, it's nazi fake feminism.

edit: ah, but you probably knew that. yes, joke, i should look that up, too.

Re: Worst FU*KING date ever!
 

No, you're not wrong. Screw her if she refuses to appreciate proper behavoir. She'll never see it again, that's certain.

(edit) Just noticed your name: nice postings to alt.binaries! I've been tempted to add a "select" filter based on you.

"Oh, don't flatter yourself. You looked like you could use a good feed." works if she's skinny or fat. Or thinks she is. Or thinks you think she is.

Second Greatest Date Story..... Ever

mp3 of the answering machine message?

WOW...that is one heck of a story.
To the one that thought you should have listened...well I have to disagree with that. The thing is if she had showed you any respect in telling you in the first place that she didnt like doors being opened for her, instead of giving you all kinds of atittude, I would agree but it sounds like right from the start she was ready to go off on you. Then especially since you left her, for her to show up at your work was crazy...i think if I had a woman show up at my work like that I would have called for security myself.


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My first instinct was to think you were wrong to leave her on the curb. But then I thought more about it. If she feals she is so independant, then giving her a ride home would be insulting. Leaving her on the curb would be the only way to respect her wishes.

WOW! Great ending! That beotch deserved it!! I would love for a man to treat me like that! ;)

Yeah, that b*tch is wacked, no doubt about it. I'm all for feminism, but how she acted was not feminism. In my opinion, she has no manners, most likely plays games with men, and is most definitely not deserving of your attentions. Find yourself a woman who likes to be treated with kindness and respect; this "woman" is looking for Joe Wifebeater with a beer gut and no job, whether she knows it or not. Or maybe she wants to be a man...?

I found out why your date went so badly:








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In a state where textbooks are subject to the Political Correctness Word Nazis, what more can you expect?

dude you spelt woman differently three different times... I mean, you had a great start.. just went downhill..

You did the right thing... she would of just kept yappin in the car or there would of been dead silence.

That was some funny sheeeot though... i probably would of laughed the whole way home myself.

Iloved the second conversation where you went and opened her door for her again!!!! Nice!

In case she comes again, maybe you should buy her a Lady Bic, to help her become more ladylike.

well, I think that opening a car door for a girl is way old fashioned. As is standing up when she gets up and doing it again when she goes to sit down. I would never do it.

I keep the door opening to normal doors and do it for pretty much anyone, not just a girl I'm with.

"Here's the key to the trunk. You can let yourself in."

That's what I would have said.

If I am out with someone for the first time and it just ain't happening,....I just put an end to it early and get on with my business.Whats the point of continuing with her the rest of the night?........Shit Happens!..I don't have the time for nagging shit and sorry attitudes from anyone.There are plenty of others to meet out there!