Hardened testicle
 

OK, here's a pretty worrying problem. My left (larger) testicle is really quite hard, and doesn't seem to be sitting entirely right in my ballsack. Naturally, this has got me pretty nervous. So has anyone had this problem, or have any idea what it might be? Any feedback is appreciated.

Go to a Doctor, right now. Seriously, what are you waiting for? It could be any number of things, or it could be nothing. The point is, we aren't Doctors. Why would you want to risk something like that?

I agree.

Also, the longer you wait, the more it will worry you, the less likely you are to go to the doctor later.

Does it hurt?

If so, go directly to the doctor. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. On the weekend here, the emergency room might be your only option. I'd say that would be pretty appropriate, especially if it's hurting.

yes, go see a docter now. get up, and go to the emergency room. this is your balls we're talking about.

Well, the little bugger's softened up this morning, but I think I'll still go see the doctor about it on Wednesday when I have no morning lessons. Man, I hate bollock problems. Scariest things in the world

Well, no cancer or torsions here. One of my gonad-glands is infected. Bit of an anticlimax, but at least I can now tell people I've had my testicles poked by a cross-haired guy in a white coat. Meaning my doctor, in case anyone wonders.