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Slavakion · 02-13-2005, 06:28 PM

http://gr8solutions.com/energywater.htm

Here's some crystals that restructure water to make it healthier for you. Best part is that you can get a free sample! Long live voodoo science!

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Energy Water Crystals changes water (H2O) to structured water (H3O.OH) which is the same as the structured water in our cells. It readily carries nutrients into our cells and toxins out. This keeps our DNA instructions intact (functioning like that of babies).

The smaller clusters of Structured Water (H3O.OH) are able to move freely through the cell walls, being rapidly and efficiently absorbed. This enhances the transport of nutrients, effects waste removal and maintains proper communication between cells.

Bound Water, on the other hand, is water that becomes physically bound to other molecular structures and is unable to move freely through the cell walls. It can linger around the cells and create bloating and water retention.

When we are young, our bodies contain a high level of structured water H3O.OH, but as we age, structured water levels decrease. Fortunately, with the modern science available today, structured water technology has evolved, allowing us to maintain structured water levels in the body by adding Energy Water Crystals in our water.

As the human body grows older, it is subjected to stress, contamination, pollutants, free radicals, poor diet and other various lifestyle choices. The body begins to dehydrate (thus those wrinkles). The structured cell water with which we are born with begins to destabilize and loses its efficient shape. The result is that our ability to absorb water decreases all the time.

Studies show that dehydration is both a cause and a result of the disease process. Most of us are chronically dehydrated and we don't even know it.

Proper hydration and absorption of nutrients into the cells and carrying toxins out of the body are key concepts of healthy living.

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As no scientist can copy this technology, we have no competition.

There's more, but it's not worth quoting.

Lebell · 02-13-2005, 06:34 PM

Water crystals.

Yeah, sure.

Anyone who's taken a basic chemistry course knows that this is complete BS.

mokle · 02-15-2005, 10:45 PM

Yup, lebell hit the nail on the head. This product, although being quite neat in idea, is complete bogus. Simple marketing buzz.

Megloman098 · 02-16-2005, 02:16 AM

Sorta funny that they say H3O-OH is smaller then H20.

ChrisJericho · 02-16-2005, 12:12 PM

LOL!! They did get one thing right though...... a lot of people aren't drinking enough water on a daily basis.

thingstodo · 02-16-2005, 04:32 PM

Pretty good....until you drink it and your body breaks it all down. What a load of horseshit!

Baron Opal · 02-17-2005, 03:54 AM

As an organic chemist and a pharmacist, I fart in their general direction.

I'm late for bed, otherwise I would taunt them some more.

02-13-2005, 06:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Water crystals. Yeah, sure. Anyone who's taken a basic chemistry course knows that this is complete BS. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

02-15-2005, 10:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
mokle Psycho Location: Alberta, Canada	Yup, lebell hit the nail on the head. This product, although being quite neat in idea, is complete bogus. Simple marketing buzz. __________________ Mokle "Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see" -Ali

02-16-2005, 12:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
ChrisJericho eat more fruit Location: Seattle	LOL!! They did get one thing right though...... a lot of people aren't drinking enough water on a daily basis. __________________ "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows us that faith proves nothing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

02-16-2005, 04:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
thingstodo A Storm Is Coming Location: The Great White North	Pretty good....until you drink it and your body breaks it all down. What a load of horseshit! __________________ If you're wringing your hands you can't roll up your shirt sleeves. Stangers have the best candy.

02-16-2005, 02:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
Megloman098 Insane	Sorta funny that they say H3O-OH is smaller then H20.

02-17-2005, 03:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
Baron Opal Crazy Location: Oregon	As an organic chemist and a pharmacist, I fart in their general direction. I'm late for bed, otherwise I would taunt them some more.