Jesus Pimp

I have a friend from school who has been trying to get citizenship but she keeps running into dead ends. None of the jobs she has applied for want to go through the process of doing the paperwork for her. I feel really bad her. Is there anything she can do?

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maleficent

is she affiliated with any church? Sometimes they'll sponsor a person.

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jenjen

You could always just marry her :-) But seriously, it depends what kind of job she has whether or not they will sponsor her. Or else she may need to go to college on a visa first...but marriage is the easiest alternative!

Prince

Ok...I'm not sure I understand. Why does she need a job in order to gain citizenship? Is she trying to become a Resident Alien, or a Citizen? Because if I remember correctly, you have to be a Resident Alien for at least 5 years before you can apply for Citizenship. You cannot just enter the country and say here I am, make me a Citizen.

Is she currently living in the States and if so what is her status?

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Fire

just so you know marriage is no longer an open door either- not that anyone serriously mentioned it, but I have a buddy who has lived here since he was 5, just got married at 22, and is still waiting to become a citizen.........

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pinal

I think citizenship through investment is an ideal opportunity to obtain legal and reliable second passports and citizenship for you and your family.

The_Jazz

What the hell is "citizenship through investment"?

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bagatelle

Arranged marriage?

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Cimarron29414

I think it involves a starship to Klandathu and a bug-killing machine gun.

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The_Jazz

Really? I would have sworn it was more about cheap viagra and imitation Rolexes.

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Jinn

Penal (sorry, pinal), I'd like to invest in your foreign country to establish citizenship. I have 800 million US Dollars in a bank of a recently deceased friend who has no heir. If you provide me your information I will gladly wire you the remainder of his estate to establish citizenship in your country. Please Advise God Bless Jabba Wabba, Jinn.

P.S> My memory is not good, and I may be harmfully drunk, but I wonder about citizenship in St. Kitts as well. Please advise.

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