What life really boils down to... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cameroncrazy822 · 08-19-2004, 09:41 AM

Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one.

Cynthetiq · 08-19-2004, 09:48 AM

Life is about relationships with friends, lovers, family, neighbors...

redarrow · 08-19-2004, 10:10 AM

Life is based around the bed. Sex, rest, relaxation.

All other things are to get a bed and a place for it and/or to get a woman in your bed.

maleficent · 08-19-2004, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redarrow

Life is based around the bed. Sex, rest, relaxation.
.

God I hope not, that means I don't have a life?
Oh wait....

:i'm depressed:

braindamage351 · 08-19-2004, 11:38 AM

Yes. Albert Einstein made the theory of relativity to get some ass.

World's King · 08-19-2004, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by braindamage351

Yes. Albert Einstein made the theory of relativity to get some ass.

I knew it. That guy was a perv.

clavus · 08-19-2004, 02:11 PM

As the parent of a couple little ones, I'd say that life is all about sleep and poop.

Rodney · 08-19-2004, 03:18 PM

Life is... too complex for generalizations. None are completely true.

tecoyah · 08-21-2004, 06:21 AM

Life is Pain, Pain is Knowledge, Knowledge is Life.

roboshark · 08-23-2004, 10:18 PM

Life is about busting your ass earning money to buy shit you don't need. You make some kids to keep you busy and sane, and you tell yourself you're doing great. Until one day, you're too old to work, your hands are shaking, and all you can do is sit in a rocking chair and think: "How did I get this old this fast?"

fhqwhgads · 08-24-2004, 07:45 AM

Life is just a series of events to keep us distracted until we die.

Now wasn't that uplifting?

denim · 08-24-2004, 02:13 PM

The meaning of life is death. So there.

Journeyman · 08-24-2004, 02:37 PM

Friends and enemies, and how you treat both.

unoaman · 08-24-2004, 07:09 PM

Since Halx taught me how to spell "cherries"...I'll say that "life is just a bowl of cherries"

Did I get it right that time?

tiltedbc · 08-24-2004, 09:14 PM

we're a small part in the life cycle of the planet Earth.

braindamage351 · 08-28-2004, 07:13 PM

Life is about trying to attain pleasure in various forms.

*Nikki* · 08-28-2004, 07:18 PM

Life is trying to figure out what you want and how to get it. Then you die before either one happens.

Now doesn't that just put a smile on your face?

Shades · 08-28-2004, 11:43 PM

Try not to think of yourself as an organic pain collector speeding towards oblivian.

little_tippler · 08-30-2004, 06:56 AM

Life SHOULD be about relationships...those you love, those you cherish, those who cherish you back...that's what makes me happy.

Jonsgirl · 08-30-2004, 10:23 AM

Life is about getting by. Wading through all the crap, until you reach that one happy moment that carries you through the next batch of shit.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

08-19-2004, 09:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	What life really boils down to... Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.

08-19-2004, 09:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	Life is about relationships with friends, lovers, family, neighbors... __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

08-19-2004, 02:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	As the parent of a couple little ones, I'd say that life is all about sleep and poop. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

08-21-2004, 06:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Life is Pain, Pain is Knowledge, Knowledge is Life. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

08-23-2004, 10:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
roboshark Crazy	Life is about busting your ass earning money to buy shit you don't need. You make some kids to keep you busy and sane, and you tell yourself you're doing great. Until one day, you're too old to work, your hands are shaking, and all you can do is sit in a rocking chair and think: "How did I get this old this fast?" __________________ I want no escape.

08-19-2004, 10:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
redarrow Banned Location: i gotta go	Life is based around the bed. Sex, rest, relaxation. All other things are to get a bed and a place for it and/or to get a woman in your bed.

08-19-2004, 11:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
braindamage351 Insane	Yes. Albert Einstein made the theory of relativity to get some ass.

08-19-2004, 03:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	Life is... too complex for generalizations. None are completely true.

08-24-2004, 07:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Life is just a series of events to keep us distracted until we die. Now wasn't that uplifting?

08-24-2004, 02:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	The meaning of life is death. So there.

08-24-2004, 02:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Journeyman Like John Goodman, but not. Location: SFBA, California	Friends and enemies, and how you treat both.

08-24-2004, 07:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Since Halx taught me how to spell "cherries"...I'll say that "life is just a bowl of cherries" Did I get it right that time?

08-24-2004, 09:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
tiltedbc Crazy Location: BC, Canada	we're a small part in the life cycle of the planet Earth.

08-28-2004, 07:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
braindamage351 Insane	Life is about trying to attain pleasure in various forms.

08-28-2004, 07:18 PM	#17 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Life is trying to figure out what you want and how to get it. Then you die before either one happens. Now doesn't that just put a smile on your face?

08-30-2004, 06:56 AM	#19 (permalink)
little_tippler Leaning against the -Sun- Super Moderator Location: on the other side	Life SHOULD be about relationships...those you love, those you cherish, those who cherish you back...that's what makes me happy. __________________ Whether we write or speak or do but look We are ever unapparent. What we are Cannot be transfused into word or book. Our soul from us is infinitely far. However much we give our thoughts the will To be our soul and gesture it abroad, Our hearts are incommunicable still. In what we show ourselves we are ignored. The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged By any skill of thought or trick of seeming. Unto our very selves we are abridged When we would utter to our thought our being. We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams. Fernando Pessoa, 1918

08-28-2004, 11:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
Shades Insane	Try not to think of yourself as an organic pain collector speeding towards oblivian.

08-30-2004, 10:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Life is about getting by. Wading through all the crap, until you reach that one happy moment that carries you through the next batch of shit. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.