cameroncrazy822

Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one.

Cynthetiq

Life is about relationships with friends, lovers, family, neighbors...

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

redarrow

Life is based around the bed. Sex, rest, relaxation.

All other things are to get a bed and a place for it and/or to get a woman in your bed.

maleficent

God I hope not, that means I don't have a life?
Oh wait....

:i'm depressed:

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braindamage351

Yes. Albert Einstein made the theory of relativity to get some ass.

World's King

I knew it. That guy was a perv.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

clavus

As the parent of a couple little ones, I'd say that life is all about sleep and poop.

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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Rodney

Life is... too complex for generalizations. None are completely true.

tecoyah

Life is Pain, Pain is Knowledge, Knowledge is Life.

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

roboshark

Life is about busting your ass earning money to buy shit you don't need. You make some kids to keep you busy and sane, and you tell yourself you're doing great. Until one day, you're too old to work, your hands are shaking, and all you can do is sit in a rocking chair and think: "How did I get this old this fast?"

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I want no escape.

fhqwhgads

Life is just a series of events to keep us distracted until we die.

Now wasn't that uplifting?

denim

The meaning of life is death. So there.

Journeyman

Friends and enemies, and how you treat both.

unoaman

Since Halx taught me how to spell "cherries"...I'll say that "life is just a bowl of cherries"

Did I get it right that time?

tiltedbc

we're a small part in the life cycle of the planet Earth.

braindamage351

Life is about trying to attain pleasure in various forms.

*Nikki*

Life is trying to figure out what you want and how to get it. Then you die before either one happens.

Now doesn't that just put a smile on your face?

Shades

Try not to think of yourself as an organic pain collector speeding towards oblivian.

little_tippler

Life SHOULD be about relationships...those you love, those you cherish, those who cherish you back...that's what makes me happy.

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

Jonsgirl

Life is about getting by. Wading through all the crap, until you reach that one happy moment that carries you through the next batch of shit.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.