What life really boils down to...
 

Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one.

Life is about relationships with friends, lovers, family, neighbors...

Life is based around the bed. Sex, rest, relaxation.

All other things are to get a bed and a place for it and/or to get a woman in your bed.

God I hope not, that means I don't have a life?
Oh wait....

:i'm depressed:

Yes. Albert Einstein made the theory of relativity to get some ass.

I knew it. That guy was a perv.

As the parent of a couple little ones, I'd say that life is all about sleep and poop.

Life is... too complex for generalizations. None are completely true.

Life is Pain, Pain is Knowledge, Knowledge is Life.

Life is about busting your ass earning money to buy shit you don't need. You make some kids to keep you busy and sane, and you tell yourself you're doing great. Until one day, you're too old to work, your hands are shaking, and all you can do is sit in a rocking chair and think: "How did I get this old this fast?"

Life is just a series of events to keep us distracted until we die.

Now wasn't that uplifting?

The meaning of life is death. So there.

Friends and enemies, and how you treat both.

Since Halx taught me how to spell "cherries"...I'll say that "life is just a bowl of cherries"

Did I get it right that time?

we're a small part in the life cycle of the planet Earth.

Life is about trying to attain pleasure in various forms.

Life is trying to figure out what you want and how to get it. Then you die before either one happens.

Now doesn't that just put a smile on your face?

Try not to think of yourself as an organic pain collector speeding towards oblivian.

Life SHOULD be about relationships...those you love, those you cherish, those who cherish you back...that's what makes me happy.

Life is about getting by. Wading through all the crap, until you reach that one happy moment that carries you through the next batch of shit.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.