Colon Blow (not a joke) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

scansinboy · 01-28-2004, 11:09 AM

Has anyone on here tried the product Colon Blow? (www.colonblow.com)
I'm thinking about ordering some but I'm not sure if this stuff is for real.
Their site has testimonials and all saying how great the stuff is but hearing some first hand accounts from people who've tried it would be more convincing.

Psivage · 01-28-2004, 11:34 AM

sounds like a joke to me.

Sho Nuff · 01-28-2004, 12:10 PM

Didnt I hear that in a movie somewhere?

The fact that you can add a short sleeve tshirt to your order for 7 bucks more reaks of a joke

ratbastid · 01-28-2004, 03:09 PM

You probably remember it from a Saturday Night Live parody ad from the 80's. It was a cereal that had as much fiber as 80 bowls of Special K and 200 bowls of Corn Bran...

Stare At The Sun · 01-28-2004, 06:27 PM

^^ Exactly.

macmanmike6100 · 01-29-2004, 06:33 PM

I almost believed this...gross

Grondar · 01-29-2004, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Colonblow poopin' is cool. hat $17.00 ...

Astrocloud · 01-29-2004, 10:04 PM

Dude, it's a complete rip off.

Look at the ingredients:

Cascara Sagrada is a stimulent and a laxative... Um it's the main ingredient and although they are hiding their "blend" -You should be able to get the same stuff for much less.
http://www.vitacost.com/Store/Produc...&source=incept

Seriously dude, unless you're big on wearing a T-Shirt or a hat advertising your laxative use -I would'nt support these shysters.

Don't make the same mistake that I did.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....ighlight=pills

Sleepyjack · 01-30-2004, 09:39 AM

Detox!

Just eat some fruit (and just fruit) in morning instead, with some (warm) water and it gets a lot of shit (figuratively and literally

) out of your system. Colon Blow your system naturally, as opposed to buying some product

forseti-6 · 01-30-2004, 08:34 PM

Don't forget to eat green leafy vegetables. That'll make you poop a little. Or you can just eat some metamucil and make you poop like a madman.

Willy · 01-31-2004, 11:40 AM

Sugar-Free Jelly Belly Jelly Beans...

These things taste great. But they have this stuff in them...

Hence they have this warning...

Quote:

WARNING: Consumption may cause stomach discomfort and/or a laxative effect.

And brother, they're not kidding. That little $2 bag absolutely consists of enough consumption to have you on the toilet in less than an hour guaranteed. Colon Blow? Just get some Jelly Beans.

skier · 02-02-2004, 01:36 PM

sweet and they even taste good!

hiredgun · 02-02-2004, 09:40 PM

Colon Blow was the name of a fictional product in the movie Van Wilder, too (Tara Reid's character uses it on her ex-bf at the very end)

01-28-2004, 11:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Colon Blow (not a joke) Has anyone on here tried the product Colon Blow? (www.colonblow.com) I'm thinking about ordering some but I'm not sure if this stuff is for real. Their site has testimonials and all saying how great the stuff is but hearing some first hand accounts from people who've tried it would be more convincing. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

01-28-2004, 12:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	Didnt I hear that in a movie somewhere? The fact that you can add a short sleeve tshirt to your order for 7 bucks more reaks of a joke __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

01-30-2004, 08:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
forseti-6 Existentialist Location: New York City	Don't forget to eat green leafy vegetables. That'll make you poop a little. Or you can just eat some metamucil and make you poop like a madman. __________________ "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

02-02-2004, 01:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	sweet and they even taste good! __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-28-2004, 11:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Psivage Psycho	sounds like a joke to me.

01-28-2004, 03:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	You probably remember it from a Saturday Night Live parody ad from the 80's. It was a cereal that had as much fiber as 80 bowls of Special K and 200 bowls of Corn Bran...

01-28-2004, 06:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	^^ Exactly.

01-29-2004, 06:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	I almost believed this...gross

01-29-2004, 10:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Dude, it's a complete rip off. Look at the ingredients: Cascara Sagrada is a stimulent and a laxative... Um it's the main ingredient and although they are hiding their "blend" -You should be able to get the same stuff for much less. http://www.vitacost.com/Store/Produc...&source=incept Seriously dude, unless you're big on wearing a T-Shirt or a hat advertising your laxative use -I would'nt support these shysters. Don't make the same mistake that I did. http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....ighlight=pills

01-30-2004, 09:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Detox! Just eat some fruit (and just fruit) in morning instead, with some (warm) water and it gets a lot of shit (figuratively and literally ) out of your system. Colon Blow your system naturally, as opposed to buying some product

02-02-2004, 09:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
hiredgun Addict	Colon Blow was the name of a fictional product in the movie Van Wilder, too (Tara Reid's character uses it on her ex-bf at the very end)