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Old 01-12-2004, 09:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Coffee makes me shit??

I've been drinking coffee since I was 5 years old. Lately I've noticed that I've had to take a shit after drinking a few cups. What gives? Does this happen to anyone else?
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nothing unusual with that -- coffee is a natural laxative.

According to this guy (how believable he is I don't know), the caffeine stimulates your intestinal nerves, increasing contractions: http://www.drweil.com/app/cda/drw_cd...glossaryId=148
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Sympathetic magic, my friend: like makes like. What else other than coffee is brown and steaming?
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sympathetic magic, my friend: like makes like. What else other than coffee is brown and steaming?
I'm sorry, but that just too funny!

The caffeine in coffee is a dieuretic (sp?), which makes you poop and pee.
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Old 01-12-2004, 10:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Well I guess that explains it then. I'm also guessing stronger coffee has more of an effect, because I am drinking stronger coffee now compared to what I used to drink.
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Old 01-12-2004, 10:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Well I guess that explains it then. I'm also guessing stronger coffee has more of an effect, because I am drinking stronger coffee now compared to what I used to drink.
I'm not coffee expert, but by stronger, I'm assuming that means more caffeine. So that would make sense. Try some expressos. Sometimes I'm dead tired and I have a Starbucks Double Shot. Wakes you up, and clears out your colon.
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Old 01-12-2004, 10:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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By stronger I mean darker, and I don't use cream or milk anymore either..

Those starbucks double shot things don't do anything for me.. I drank two and felt nothing.
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