Scary Azz Road Trip!!!
 

I was at headed to south dakota from chicago when I stopped in the middle of nowhere in a cornfield surrounded highway of nebraska.. it was about 5:30 pm i had to urinate so bad so i went in one of those random cornfield at dark .. as i was going inside (to prevent myself from getting seen) incase a motorist pass by in this remote area..i happen to trip into what i thought was an abandoned cabinet.. as i observed closer..i realized that it was a coffin fully closed and a weird stench was coming from it .. i was so scared that i didnt urinate and just drove off twice the speed limit.. til i got into a gas station 12 miles away..i swear to god.. whatever was in that coffin would scare the **** out of me.. whew.. i would never forget that moment.:(

thats some crazy ass story...i probably wouldnt have wasted any time by pissing my pants followed by a nice shitting of my pants.

that would have completely freaked me out. i would have called the cops at the next gas station and gave them the low down on that. actually you probably have yourself a good set-up on a crazy ass movie or someting.