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Schwan · 10-05-2003, 12:10 PM

I guess this is the right forum, but if it's not, then let me comfort you by saying that I spent a lot of time thinking about it.

So... how does one go about a white, pimpled ass? I guess there are creams, or something similar, so could someone give me any suggestions? It's my ass, by the way.

Cowman · 10-05-2003, 12:11 PM

What?
What problem are you trying to solve?

You havn't told us what your problem is yet

Schwan · 10-05-2003, 12:12 PM

Well, I'd like to rid my ass of them nasty pimples. You're making it harder for me then it should be.

Jim Kata · 10-06-2003, 10:03 AM

Aahhhh the dreaded ass pimples. If I get a good sweat and don't take a shower as soon as possible, 9 times out of 10 I wake up in the morning with a pimple somewhere on my ass.
My advice is to make sure you shower after anything that makes you sweat. Also some powder down there may help, I dunno, never tried it, but it keeps it dry when you do sweat.
I do know there are some creams your doctor can prescribe to you. Good luck.

Ripsaw · 10-06-2003, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Schwan
So... how does one go about a white, pimpled ass?

Very carefully, and with gloves.

You may want to check to see if you are allergic to the detergent you wash your undergarments with. Also, you know this already, but stay clean. I was startled to hear how many of my college mates didn't shower everyday. eww. A dermatologist will be an expensive alternative to self-cleansing, but if you have insurance, drop trou and see what they have to say.

I lost faith in doctors long ago.

Harmonia · 10-06-2003, 07:10 PM

Aslo, they have body acne reducing body wash. Neutrogena (sp?) I know for sure. I also think that any normal acne fighting face wash would help it a bit. Try it! It doesn't hurt to try it. (I'd try the body wash, first.)

almostaugust · 10-06-2003, 10:53 PM

Maybe some sunlight dude.

Schwan · 10-06-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by almostaugust
Maybe some sunlight dude.

What, on my bare ass?

Besides, it's really cold where I live at this time of year and it's only going to get warmer around April.

bobw · 10-07-2003, 09:12 PM

Ever notice that tan people dont usually have many pimples... coincidence ?... NOPE.
Answer = Tan your ass... SEROUSLY !!!

10-05-2003, 12:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Schwan A boy and his dog Location: EU!	Help my ass. I guess this is the right forum, but if it's not, then let me comfort you by saying that I spent a lot of time thinking about it. So... how does one go about a white, pimpled ass? I guess there are creams, or something similar, so could someone give me any suggestions? It's my ass, by the way.

10-05-2003, 12:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cowman Psycho	What? What problem are you trying to solve? You havn't told us what your problem is yet __________________ You don't like my point of view..but im insane

10-06-2003, 10:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
almostaugust Junkie Location: Oz	Maybe some sunlight dude. __________________ 'And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I tried to tell my myself To hold on to these moments as they pass'

10-05-2003, 12:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Schwan A boy and his dog Location: EU!	Well, I'd like to rid my ass of them nasty pimples. You're making it harder for me then it should be.

10-06-2003, 10:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	Aahhhh the dreaded ass pimples. If I get a good sweat and don't take a shower as soon as possible, 9 times out of 10 I wake up in the morning with a pimple somewhere on my ass. My advice is to make sure you shower after anything that makes you sweat. Also some powder down there may help, I dunno, never tried it, but it keeps it dry when you do sweat. I do know there are some creams your doctor can prescribe to you. Good luck.

10-06-2003, 07:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Harmonia Upright Location: Minnesota	Aslo, they have body acne reducing body wash. Neutrogena (sp?) I know for sure. I also think that any normal acne fighting face wash would help it a bit. Try it! It doesn't hurt to try it. (I'd try the body wash, first.)

10-07-2003, 09:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	Ever notice that tan people dont usually have many pimples... coincidence ?... NOPE. Answer = Tan your ass... SEROUSLY !!!