Help my ass.
 

I guess this is the right forum, but if it's not, then let me comfort you by saying that I spent a lot of time thinking about it.

So... how does one go about a white, pimpled ass? I guess there are creams, or something similar, so could someone give me any suggestions? It's my ass, by the way. :rolleyes:

What?
What problem are you trying to solve?

You havn't told us what your problem is yet :p

Well, I'd like to rid my ass of them nasty pimples. You're making it harder for me then it should be. :o

Aahhhh the dreaded ass pimples. If I get a good sweat and don't take a shower as soon as possible, 9 times out of 10 I wake up in the morning with a pimple somewhere on my ass.
My advice is to make sure you shower after anything that makes you sweat. Also some powder down there may help, I dunno, never tried it, but it keeps it dry when you do sweat.
I do know there are some creams your doctor can prescribe to you. Good luck.

Very carefully, and with gloves.

You may want to check to see if you are allergic to the detergent you wash your undergarments with. Also, you know this already, but stay clean. I was startled to hear how many of my college mates didn't shower everyday. eww. A dermatologist will be an expensive alternative to self-cleansing, but if you have insurance, drop trou and see what they have to say.

I lost faith in doctors long ago.

Aslo, they have body acne reducing body wash. Neutrogena (sp?) I know for sure. I also think that any normal acne fighting face wash would help it a bit. Try it! It doesn't hurt to try it. (I'd try the body wash, first.)

Maybe some sunlight dude.

What, on my bare ass?:eek: :hmm: Besides, it's really cold where I live at this time of year and it's only going to get warmer around April.

Ever notice that tan people dont usually have many pimples... coincidence ?... NOPE.
Answer = Tan your ass... SEROUSLY !!!