Chicago Strip Clubs
 

I'm going to be in Chicago 9/20 and was wondering if anyone can recommend a good strip club downtown?

Thanks

the admiral (lawrence.....~4200 west) is world-class.....touring porn stars & full nudity. BUT....NO BOOZE!

if silicone & booze & obstructed nudity (pasties, g-strings) are more your bag, go to the crazy horse. just south of north & sheffield aves. they have alcohol.

Thanks! Ever been to Scarlett's?

Chicago is not the greatest place to go for strip clubs...... but if you are ever in Houston .....!!!!!

yeah, scarlett's is ok. no booze, full nudity.......the girls are a bit skankier, but it's closer to the loop if you're staying downtown.

I went to Crazy Horse, and it sucked. I prefer to go to Canada, so nothing compares. I can't stand beer not total nudity. Oh well, live and learn.

ultimate strip club list... haven't been there in years...

http://tuscl.com/

Lucky Star in Pugwash!!!!

how far is Harvey from downtown Chicago?

Johnny, to put it in perspective for you...

Chicago streets are on a grid system. Every block is 1/8 of a mile. If you are staying downtown you will be around State and Madison which is Zero. 167 blocks south you will find Harvey. So that makes it 167 * 1/8 = ~21 miles.

Don't forget Clark and Clyborne.
It is a grid Downtown (for the most part), but there are a lot of anomalies on that grid.

Went to the VIP. OK. Not the best, you have to go out to the burbs to get the best clubs.

Yep.. Admiral Theater at lawrence.. is "World Class" im just going to say that you've never been to a strip club til you've been at the admiral 5 ---> *****

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In 2003, there may not have been any good strip clubs, but in 2011, you should really check out Polekatz

I've been to Polekatz. More than once. And it sucks.

But you're a marketing shill trying desperately not to be outed as a spammer.

Oops.

It's really sad that you couldn't follow simple directions and resist your spammer nature. You actually had good things to say elsewhere, but when you ignore specific instructions, my patience only stretches so far.