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is Nucking Futs!
Location: On the edge of sanity
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I believe this was first "published" in the National Enquirer or the Weekly World News. From everything I've read, it was a hoax. Too bad for us. I'd be sure to get my exercise every day if it was real.
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Junkie
Location: Oz
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Im sorry, fake tits just dont do it for me.
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'And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I tried to tell my myself To hold on to these moments as they pass' |
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The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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I've always wondered how modern medicine would effect my generations life span. Now I know we're all immortal.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy |
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Rookie
Location: Oxford, UK
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(dirty)I'd have thought seeing some good breasts would increase your chances of having a stroke...
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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992) |
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