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			 lonely rolling star 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Seattle. 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 i masturbate in the shower, then play that SNES they hook up to the TVs for hours.... then masturbate in the bath. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 Uhhh...I don't bother to clean up...and I take long hot showers and leave the TV on when I'm not using it, unless it really starts bothering me. Then I mute it. ![]() 
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			Location: Chicago 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 I jump on the bed.  I act all wealthy and say stuff like, <snooty wealthy accent>"Let the maaaiiiid clean it"</snooty wealthy accent> 
		
		
		
		
		
			Oh, and I eat dry bagels for breakfast with burnt coffee. 
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			Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 jump on the bed, take long showers, leave towels all over the place, steal the little things of soap, sleep on lumpy pillows, and freeze.  oh ya and the sex cant forget the sex. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Location: Michigan 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 My S.O. and I took some funnay pics.  We put a shower cap on my face and took a pic of it.  I look dead. 
		
		
		
		
		
			I have a warped sense of humor. Also, I would prolly do this at home if I was bored enough. 
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			 Insane 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Brisbane, Australia 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Nothing - When I have a need to make use of a hotel room, I treat it like I would if in my own home. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Location: The Land Down Under 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 I don't stay in hotels often but when i do i generally make a mess (my wife is a very tidy peerson) and fill the mini bar with my own beer. oh and a steak sandwich at 1am after a night on the piss is a good way to keep the room service people awake LOL 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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		 -leave my rauncy, dirty undergarments lying around in plain view 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	-leave all lights on etc when leaving the room -take anything good like free toothbrushes -never leave anything worth stealing in the room unless it's a good hotel I've never taken a bath in a hotel which I do at home. It's scary to think how many people's nasty feet have touched the bath not to mention how many times I(and others) have peed in the shower.  | 
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			 Cracking the Whip 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Sexymama's arms... 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Since I don't have AC or cable at home, those go on almost immediately  
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() Then I can watch South Park and the History channel while I happily shiver under the blankets ![]() 
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			 What's beyond psycho? 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Still out there 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 I clip my toenails and let them go everywhere. 
		
		
		
		
		
			I take the subscription cards that fall out of the porn mags I buy and put them into the bible. I set the alarm for 3:00 am for the next guy, in case he forgets. I change the programmable settings on the TV as much as possible. 
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			 Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: oregon 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 watch the discovery channel. im serious. i never watch this at home. but whenever i'm in a hotel and channel surfing, discovery always keeps my attention :-D 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Psycho 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: 4 privet drive 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 definatly take that top cover off...it's totally gross. then turn down the a/c as low as it till go...turn on the tv really loud and order room service....i always throw the towels on the floor...but i always put them in a pile before i leave, and make sure all the trash is in the can and leave a tip of course 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Asshole 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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				Location: Chicago 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 I never hang up towels.  I usually have a dinner with someone, so I rarely eat in the room, although I might raid the mini bar if I need a snack when I first check in.  I'm usually pretty drunk when I get back, so I'll see what's on TV, then usually pass out with it on.  And in the mornings, I usually rub one out to either Robin Meade or Saved By The Bell if one of the last couple of years is on.  Then I wipe it on the bed.   
		
		
		
		
		
			And once I took a giant dump in a sink, but that was only because I'd just checked in and the toilet was broken and it was an emergency. 
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			 Currently sour but formerly Dlishs 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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				Location: Australia/UAE 
				
				
				
				
				
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 i dont do the bed in hotels....oh hang on.. i dont do the bed any day of the week 
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			 ...is a comical chap 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Where morons reign supreme 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 I really don't do much at a hotel that I don't do at home, except maybe put ice in a big plastic bucket.  At I home I just use the ice tray. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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