Tyler Durden living at Office Max? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

billege · 07-12-2003, 03:18 PM

Hey,

I'm still around...just not posting a whole hell of a lot...

Today I was looking around Office Max looking for paper to print maps to my wedding, programs, and little lables to go around candles.

(I tell you, the "wedding budget" came THIS close to paying for my new all-in-one printer (HP 2110v); but, in the end I had to buy it myself.)

So I get down to the label isle, and I'm poking around...dum dum, dah dah do...looking around...

***some background***
The mailing label packages all have little examples of what their particular label looks like on a faux package. Usually they have cute little made up addresses. Like, "Steve Smith, 100 N Way, Anycity, USA." Like that.

My eye wandered over to an Avery label cover; and, what do I see?

Tyler Durden
420 Paper Street
Washington DC

My faith in humanity slightly buttressed, I bought their brand of lables (not that package though, I needed a different size).

I thought that was cute.

Lebell · 07-12-2003, 03:34 PM

Now THAT'S cool.

That is, unless he starts talking to you.

Zargix · 07-12-2003, 06:22 PM

wtf! why do they have my friends address on their labels!

zfleebin · 07-12-2003, 11:03 PM

You know after reading that it makes all the sense in the world. I have been wondering why my girlfriend never sleeps, hoards soap, and comes home from work with bruises. Now let us all wait for the clock to be set back to zero and for my credit debt to disappear.

07-12-2003, 03:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
billege Watcher Location: Ohio	Tyler Durden living at Office Max? Hey, I'm still around...just not posting a whole hell of a lot... Today I was looking around Office Max looking for paper to print maps to my wedding, programs, and little lables to go around candles. (I tell you, the "wedding budget" came THIS close to paying for my new all-in-one printer (HP 2110v); but, in the end I had to buy it myself.) So I get down to the label isle, and I'm poking around...dum dum, dah dah do...looking around... *some background* The mailing label packages all have little examples of what their particular label looks like on a faux package. Usually they have cute little made up addresses. Like, "Steve Smith, 100 N Way, Anycity, USA." Like that. My eye wandered over to an Avery label cover; and, what do I see? Tyler Durden 420 Paper Street Washington DC My faith in humanity slightly buttressed, I bought their brand of lables (not that package though, I needed a different size). I thought that was cute. __________________ I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence: "My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."

07-12-2003, 03:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Now THAT'S cool. That is, unless he starts talking to you. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

07-12-2003, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	wtf! why do they have my friends address on their labels!

07-12-2003, 11:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
zfleebin Addict	You know after reading that it makes all the sense in the world. I have been wondering why my girlfriend never sleeps, hoards soap, and comes home from work with bruises. Now let us all wait for the clock to be set back to zero and for my credit debt to disappear.