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Baraka_Guru · 06-10-2010, 06:18 PM

Damn it....

Plan9 · 06-10-2010, 06:21 PM

Baraka doesn't have his hand scar yet.

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Most women can't not have tits. They're totally under your chin and on my radar.

...or maybe that's just me? Dunno, but goshdammit if they aren't totally distracting.

As an aside: I think the sexual objectification of breasts in the US is way outta control.

LordEden · 06-10-2010, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Baraka doesn't have his hand scar yet.

And if I have my say in it, he never will. Most likely still knows what a duvet is.

Plan9 · 06-10-2010, 06:37 PM

Don't you realize how awesome it would be to have someone with his vocabulary capable of throwing down some BJJ?

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Hot single women don't push Harleys.

Baraka_Guru · 06-10-2010, 06:39 PM

Look, I want to destroy something beautiful as much as either of you two....

Plan9 · 06-10-2010, 06:43 PM

The Fight Club references are only funny if you've seen American Psycho as well.

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Women don't understand the real horror of American Psycho. I think Ellis was writing about the erosion of male roles as well as all that other crazy stuff.

Pearl Trade · 06-10-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

The Fight Club references are only funny if you've seen American Psycho as well.

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Women don't understand the real horror of American Psycho. I think Ellis was writing about the erosion of male roles as well as all that other crazy stuff.

Ellis is the shit, man. I've read all his books. American Psycho was my favorite. Movie kicked ass too. He explores so many topics and themes with every character he brings in.

Other than that, women cannot understand the pain of being hit in the nuts. I had a girl tell me that being hit in the vag area is equal or more pain, to which I quickly disagreed. The pain of a nut shot is extraordinary, something a woman cannot imagine. Taking a knee to the sack hurts even more.

Plan9 · 06-10-2010, 08:19 PM

I wonder if the sensation that women feel when you've got them folded up doggy style and accidentally slam your battering ram home on their cervix is similar to getting kicked in the sack. That's been a real showstopper for me a few times and I figure the pain must be pretty close. Ladies?

The_Dunedan · 06-10-2010, 09:09 PM

I've also heard (and witnessed) that a bruised/struck ovary can be pretty impressive. Lots of fetal-curling, Vagal nerve-type responses.

Starkizzer · 06-10-2010, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I wonder if the sensation that women feel when you've got them folded up doggy style and accidentally slam your battering ram home on their cervix is similar to getting kicked in the sack. That's been a real showstopper for me a few times and I figure the pain must be pretty close. Ladies?

Causes me to cramp immediately. It doesn't last long and has never really been a show stopper, BUT it can cause me to be more sensitive during the rest of the time and may even lead to a position change.

Plan9 · 06-10-2010, 09:37 PM

Yeah, I've be banned from said position by a couple of partners. Major bummer.

LordEden · 06-11-2010, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Yeah, I've be banned from said position by a couple of partners. Major bummer.

Stop slamming your smooth spot against their vag, I'm sure rug burns down there hurt as well. Do you oil up your spot before hand?

Women can't understand that we never want to look at pictures of anything.

snowy · 06-11-2010, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I wonder if the sensation that women feel when you've got them folded up doggy style and accidentally slam your battering ram home on their cervix is similar to getting kicked in the sack. That's been a real showstopper for me a few times and I figure the pain must be pretty close. Ladies?

We modified doggy for our uses because he was hitting my cervix in the normal position. Instead of how you'd normally be positioned, we put a pillow under my hips, I keep my legs together to tighten things up, and he sort of straddles me from behind as I lay relatively flat on the bed.

06-10-2010, 06:18 PM	#161 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Damn it.... __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-10-2010, 06:21 PM	#162 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Baraka doesn't have his hand scar yet. ... Most women can't not have tits. They're totally under your chin and on my radar. ...or maybe that's just me? Dunno, but goshdammit if they aren't totally distracting. As an aside: I think the sexual objectification of breasts in the US is way outta control. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-10-2010 at 06:24 PM..

06-10-2010, 06:37 PM	#164 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Don't you realize how awesome it would be to have someone with his vocabulary capable of throwing down some BJJ? ... Hot single women don't push Harleys. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-10-2010, 06:39 PM	#165 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Look, I want to destroy something beautiful as much as either of you two.... __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-10-2010, 06:43 PM	#166 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	The Fight Club references are only funny if you've seen American Psycho as well. ... Women don't understand the real horror of American Psycho. I think Ellis was writing about the erosion of male roles as well as all that other crazy stuff. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-10-2010, 08:19 PM	#168 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I wonder if the sensation that women feel when you've got them folded up doggy style and accidentally slam your battering ram home on their cervix is similar to getting kicked in the sack. That's been a real showstopper for me a few times and I figure the pain must be pretty close. Ladies? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-10-2010, 09:09 PM	#169 (permalink)
The_Dunedan Junkie	I've also heard (and witnessed) that a bruised/struck ovary can be pretty impressive. Lots of fetal-curling, Vagal nerve-type responses.

06-10-2010, 09:37 PM	#171 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Yeah, I've be banned from said position by a couple of partners. Major bummer. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."