How Do You Change Your Poop Schedule? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Viking1064 · 01-10-2007, 04:40 PM

I know this sounds silly, but I'd like to change the time of day I go to the bathroom. I am like clockwork, 2pm everyday. I used to go first thing in the morning. That was great. I would then jump in the shower and be all clean and fresh. (Not that I am not clean after I go at 2pm) Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can go back to going to the bathroom in the morning? Thank you.

aberkok · 01-10-2007, 06:15 PM

Well...I'm no nutritionist, but I used to go after breakfast. For a year now, I've been drinking 2 glasses of water as soon as I get up in the morning. That usually gets things moving within about 10 minutes.

I look forward to a thread full of euphemisms.

Siege · 01-10-2007, 07:49 PM

I drop the log(s) at random times. If the time that my ass says that it needs to be emptied isn't convenient, I hold it til it is.

Generally, unless it's a serious intestinal urge, you should be able to hold. If you constantly hold it (comfortably) til the time you want, your body should adapt.

If you really can't hold it, try to move your time slowly.

Happy poopin'!

guthmund · 01-10-2007, 08:47 PM

I just read about this....seriously.

From what I understand...

Aberkok is right on the money. Digestion--be it two big glasses of water or a plate full of steak and eggs--gets the pipes rumbling. 10-20 minutes after feeding, your body is ready to let loose. The rest is easy: sit down, read a bit, give it a go. If nothing should happen--and I swear to all that is holy that a dozen different websites and my aunt, the registered nurse with 15 years experience in just about everything care related all agree--you should stick your finger up there and give it a go.

In fact....

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Originally Posted by National Institutes of Health

Bowel movements may be stimulated by digital stimulation. Digital stimulation is performed by inserting a lubricated finger into the anus and using a circular motion. Stimulate the lower bowel until the sphincter relaxes. This may take a few minutes. If digital stimulation does not produce a bowel movement within 20 minutes, repeat the procedure.

Digital stimulation should be performed every day to stimulate bowel movement, until a pattern of regular bowel movements is established. Bowel movements may also be stimulated by using a suppository (glycerin or Dulcolax) or a small enema.

All the information seems to agree that the entire "bowel retraining process" should take about 2 weeks. According to them, as long as your diet and such remain relatively stable, then you should be a regular clockwork poop machine.

Jeez...my first post of anything substantial since I don't know when and it's about poop.

Viking1064 · 01-11-2007, 01:09 PM

LOL Guthmund. Not exactly the answer I was expecting! Holy crap! I think I'll try the water and/or eating before I stick my finger up there. Thank you for the info.

guthmund · 01-11-2007, 08:06 PM

To each his own, I guess.

Psycho Dad · 01-11-2007, 08:56 PM

I like to poop every day after lunch at work. That way I feel like I got paid for doing it.

Sharon · 01-19-2007, 04:10 PM

The finger in the ass stimulating bowel movements doesn't exactly thrill me - I like anal play and I don't really want it to stimulate something UNSEXY.

ASU2003 · 01-19-2007, 04:30 PM

I don't know, but doesn't it take 24 hours for food to go through your body? So, if you eat a big meal at breakfast, 24 hours later it will be waste. I ate a big luch today and small breakfast and dinner, so I would guess that I will go to the bathroom around noon tomorrow.

yournamehere · 01-20-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Siege

Generally, unless it's a serious intestinal urge, you should be able to hold. If you constantly hold it (comfortably) til the time you want, your body should adapt.

Over time, that's how most people get hemorrhoids.
That's exactly what you shouldn't do.

If you feel the need to go, it's because you need to GO!

If you want to get your body back in a morning cycle, why not just give yourself an enema in the morning? - that should put you right back on schedule.

Oops - forgot a euphemism:
"Drop the kids off at the pool"

Dilbert1234567 · 01-20-2007, 11:00 AM

cork? but seriously, i'm a 'when i gota go i go boat' but i think if you try to delay it by 5 or 10 minutes per day, you could eventually shift your schedule.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 11:40 AM

I'm guessing there's a connection to your eating habits as well... like when most of your digestion takes place. Perhaps before, you ate a heavier dinner or lunch or something, and now it's breakfast?

Baraka_Guru · 01-25-2007, 07:30 PM

Don't tell me I'm the only one here who goes two or three times a day...

aberkok · 01-25-2007, 07:45 PM

No...certainly not. Let's hear it for fiber!!

Baraka_Guru · 01-25-2007, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by aberkok

No...certainly not. Let's hear it for fiber!!

Hip, hip, hooray!

StanT · 01-26-2007, 08:47 AM

Coffee works for me. After a few years, even the smell of coffee in the morning is enough some days.

Sharon · 01-26-2007, 11:00 AM

Does coffee have a natural laxative effect?

THGL · 01-26-2007, 12:18 PM

Caffine is a diuretic, but that's the wrong side of the coin isn't it?

My wife is the same way with coffee. Half a glass and she's "be right back!"

For the euphemism list:
Takin' the Browns to the Superbowl

Cynthetiq · 01-26-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by StanT

Coffee works for me. After a few years, even the smell of coffee in the morning is enough some days.

I call it CIS coffee induced shit.

abaya · 01-26-2007, 12:29 PM

Well, I'm lucky to go once a day, so when I gotta go, I gotta go...

However, I've found that if I have a big ol' glass of fiber drink-mix with dinner at night, usually things get moving by the following morning. It all depends on your particular metabolism, though. Experiment with various times of fiber consumption and see if you can't, uh, shift things around to your liking...

Either that, or get some suppositories (anyone else's mom shove those up their asses as a baby?... no? Okay, just me.)

Pip · 01-26-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ASU2003

I don't know, but doesn't it take 24 hours for food to go through your body? So, if you eat a big meal at breakfast, 24 hours later it will be waste. I ate a big luch today and small breakfast and dinner, so I would guess that I will go to the bathroom around noon tomorrow.

Eating triggers pooping since the body needs to make room in the bowels for the new food. At least that's how I figure it.

Euphemism: conducting a movement.

ngdawg · 01-26-2007, 09:03 PM

I do like Aberkok. A big glass of ice water soon as I wake up.(I also have a glass of water before bed)
Never, ever 'hold it'. You will end up constipated, which is a horrid feeling.

And I can't think of a euphemsim

Sharon · 01-27-2007, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ngdawg

(I also have a glass of water before bed)

This inevitably ends up with me waking up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet (usually only for #1 though).

Darth_Kettch · 01-27-2007, 05:06 PM

Eating any meal will get your digestive reflexes (and hormones) working to make room for the new food, so I suggest eating breakfast first thing in the morning, and go to the bathroom sometime before leaving home

Willravel · 01-27-2007, 05:18 PM

Prayer?

__________________

ngdawg · 01-27-2007, 10:58 PM

Oddly enough, after I signed off last night, I came up with a euphemism....
'seeking a new path to 'enlightenment' '
and there's Willravel's signature^^^^ hmmmmm

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 09:13 AM

How about "returning good food to the good earth"?

Man/Amazing · 01-30-2007, 09:20 PM

I don't poop everyday maybe every other day.....is that unhealthy?

ngdawg · 01-30-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Man/Amazing

I don't poop everyday maybe every other day.....is that unhealthy?

I read that whatever is comfortable is healthy, whether it's a few times a week or a couple times a day.

yournamehere · 02-01-2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ngdawg

I read that whatever is comfortable is healthy, whether it's a few times a week or a couple times a day.

Maybe - but a couple times a day doesn't sound comfortable to me!

ngdawg · 02-01-2007, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by yournamehere

Maybe - but a couple times a day doesn't sound comfortable to me!

It isn't. And it's inconvenient...uh....bye!

Baraka_Guru · 02-07-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Man/Amazing

I don't poop everyday maybe every other day.....is that unhealthy?

Not necessarily. But it may depend on your diet and activity level. If you don't eat a lot of fibre (i.e. less than 20g-40g/day) and don't exercise at all, you probably should start doing so if you want to be healthier. I think a daily bowel movement is considered a healthful "norm". But you don't want to force things, of course.... egh...

CookieCutter · 02-11-2007, 01:21 PM

coffee + oatmeal for breakfast, works everytime.

knowledgeisall · 01-24-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by knowledgeisall

Over time, that's how most people get hemorrhoids.
That's exactly what you shouldn't do.

If you feel the need to go, it's because you need to GO!

If you want to get your body back in a morning cycle, why not just give yourself an enema in the morning? - that should put you right back on schedule.

Oops - forgot a euphemism:
"Drop the kids off at the pool"

Actually not exactly true, you really shouldnt hold it in all the time but it is good to hold it in every now and then when you need to, this excercises the muscles so you wont have accidents when your older, also that does not give you hemorroids; that is from pushing and straining. it is not good to have a cycle it should be at random times and you should be able to hold it if you cant something is wrong and that is not normal.[COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]

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Originally Posted by ngdawg

I read that whatever is comfortable is healthy, whether it's a few times a week or a couple times a day.

once a day is normal if more than even better it means your healthy if you poop every other day thats fine to, not a need for alarm but i dont think once a week is healthy in that case your diet would need to change.

MSD · 01-24-2010, 09:39 AM

I'm lactose intolerant, so I don't have much of a schedule. The only constant is that most of the time, I wake up late and don't have breakfast, so my digestive tract doesn't get moving in time for me to go before I shower, which annoys the hell out of me.

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Don't tell me I'm the only one here who goes two or three times a day...

I double that on an average day. Even without lactose-induced megashits, I'd say 4, minimum.

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Originally Posted by Man/Amazing

I don't poop everyday maybe every other day.....is that unhealthy?

Most likely. Ask your doctor.

Marlon's Mom · 01-24-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Don't tell me I'm the only one here who goes two or three times a day...

I average 6-7 times a day.

I've had IBS-D for the last 15 years. *sigh*

raptor9k · 01-28-2010, 07:04 PM

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Vigilante · 01-29-2010, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Willravel

Prayer?

__________________

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Originally Posted by CookieCutter

coffee + oatmeal for breakfast, works everytime.

Holy crap!

orson.octavius · 01-29-2010, 02:34 AM

i am not joking everyday during my second period physics class i have to crap and it often puts me behind. What can i do to train my body to need to go around like 6 in the morning when i wake up?

Marlon's Mom · 02-06-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by orson.octavius

i am not joking everyday during my second period physics class i have to crap and it often puts me behind. What can i do to train my body to need to go around like 6 in the morning when i wake up?

A million years ago (pre-IBS-D), I went on a very strict, supervised diet, which included daily weigh-ins. Now, you don't want to go for your daily weigh-in carrying around a big poop in your gut, so first thing in the morning, they recommended that you nuke a cup of water mixed with a few tablespoons of lemon juice - like warm lemonade (no sugar). Worked like a charm.

Of course, at the time, I was eating VERY healthy foods - nothing pre-packaged or manufactured, no oils, no sugars, no breads, no nothin'. This may have had an impact on the ease of getting rid of things, I don't know, but give the warm lemonade thing a try and see if it helps.

01-10-2007, 04:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Viking1064 Insane Location: New Jersey	How Do You Change Your Poop Schedule? I know this sounds silly, but I'd like to change the time of day I go to the bathroom. I am like clockwork, 2pm everyday. I used to go first thing in the morning. That was great. I would then jump in the shower and be all clean and fresh. (Not that I am not clean after I go at 2pm) Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can go back to going to the bathroom in the morning? Thank you.

01-10-2007, 06:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	Well...I'm no nutritionist, but I used to go after breakfast. For a year now, I've been drinking 2 glasses of water as soon as I get up in the morning. That usually gets things moving within about 10 minutes. I look forward to a thread full of euphemisms. __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

01-10-2007, 07:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	I drop the log(s) at random times. If the time that my ass says that it needs to be emptied isn't convenient, I hold it til it is. Generally, unless it's a serious intestinal urge, you should be able to hold. If you constantly hold it (comfortably) til the time you want, your body should adapt. If you really can't hold it, try to move your time slowly. Happy poopin'! __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

01-11-2007, 08:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	To each his own, I guess. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

01-11-2007, 08:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I like to poop every day after lunch at work. That way I feel like I got paid for doing it. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

01-11-2007, 01:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Viking1064 Insane Location: New Jersey	LOL Guthmund. Not exactly the answer I was expecting! Holy crap! I think I'll try the water and/or eating before I stick my finger up there. Thank you for the info.

01-19-2007, 04:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	The finger in the ass stimulating bowel movements doesn't exactly thrill me - I like anal play and I don't really want it to stimulate something UNSEXY.

01-19-2007, 04:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	I don't know, but doesn't it take 24 hours for food to go through your body? So, if you eat a big meal at breakfast, 24 hours later it will be waste. I ate a big luch today and small breakfast and dinner, so I would guess that I will go to the bathroom around noon tomorrow.

01-20-2007, 11:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	cork? but seriously, i'm a 'when i gota go i go boat' but i think if you try to delay it by 5 or 10 minutes per day, you could eventually shift your schedule. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

01-20-2007, 11:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I'm guessing there's a connection to your eating habits as well... like when most of your digestion takes place. Perhaps before, you ate a heavier dinner or lunch or something, and now it's breakfast?

01-25-2007, 07:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Don't tell me I'm the only one here who goes two or three times a day... __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

01-25-2007, 07:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	No...certainly not. Let's hear it for fiber!! __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

01-26-2007, 08:47 AM	#16 (permalink)
StanT © Location: Colorado	Coffee works for me. After a few years, even the smell of coffee in the morning is enough some days.

01-26-2007, 11:00 AM	#17 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Does coffee have a natural laxative effect?

01-26-2007, 12:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
THGL Psycho Location: Louisville, KY	Caffine is a diuretic, but that's the wrong side of the coin isn't it? My wife is the same way with coffee. Half a glass and she's "be right back!" For the euphemism list: Takin' the Browns to the Superbowl __________________ "The truth is merely an excuse for lack of imagination." - Garak

01-27-2007, 05:18 PM	#25 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Prayer? __________________

01-26-2007, 12:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	Well, I'm lucky to go once a day, so when I gotta go, I gotta go... However, I've found that if I have a big ol' glass of fiber drink-mix with dinner at night, usually things get moving by the following morning. It all depends on your particular metabolism, though. Experiment with various times of fiber consumption and see if you can't, uh, shift things around to your liking... Either that, or get some suppositories (anyone else's mom shove those up their asses as a baby?... no? Okay, just me.) __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

01-26-2007, 09:03 PM	#22 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	I do like Aberkok. A big glass of ice water soon as I wake up.(I also have a glass of water before bed) Never, ever 'hold it'. You will end up constipated, which is a horrid feeling. And I can't think of a euphemsim __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

01-27-2007, 05:06 PM	#24 (permalink)
Darth_Kettch Insane Location: Norway	Eating any meal will get your digestive reflexes (and hormones) working to make room for the new food, so I suggest eating breakfast first thing in the morning, and go to the bathroom sometime before leaving home

01-27-2007, 10:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Oddly enough, after I signed off last night, I came up with a euphemism.... 'seeking a new path to 'enlightenment' ' and there's Willravel's signature^^^^ hmmmmm __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

01-28-2007, 09:13 AM	#27 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	How about "returning good food to the good earth"?

01-30-2007, 09:20 PM	#28 (permalink)
Man/Amazing Crazy Location: Houston,TX	I don't poop everyday maybe every other day.....is that unhealthy? __________________

02-11-2007, 01:21 PM	#33 (permalink)
CookieCutter Upright	coffee + oatmeal for breakfast, works everytime.

01-28-2010, 07:04 PM	#37 (permalink)
raptor9k Crazy Location: Earth	deleted Last edited by raptor9k; 09-07-2021 at 02:16 PM..

01-29-2010, 02:34 AM	#39 (permalink)
orson.octavius Banned	i am not joking everyday during my second period physics class i have to crap and it often puts me behind. What can i do to train my body to need to go around like 6 in the morning when i wake up?