dfwmale

Hi,
I am certain this situation has been documented and discussed often. I have always been attracted to my wife's younger sister since we married 21 years ago. For the record I am 51, my wife is 45 and her sister is 38. I have spent time with her in the past when I travel on business to her home town. We usually go out to dinner, have some drinks, and have even done some sightseeing together. A couple of times we have spent the entire day together.
On her last visit here (she is here about 7 or 8 times a year to see her nephew and niece) she has been making some open moves. For example when I picked her up at the airport she gave me a long kiss and held my hand and touched me on the drive home. We were alone a few times when everybody else was out of the house and she sat next to me on the couch and we started flirting and teasing each other. This led to about an hour of kissing, touching and hugging but it has not progressed beyond that yet. She has said that she finds me attractive and has for years, I feel the same but at this point it seems crazy to go any further with her. She has never married and has had only one serious boyfriend that she threw out.
I appreciate hearing from married guys who might have been or are in similar circumstances.

Borla

It's crazy that you've gone that far with her.

You need to have an open and frank conversation with her explaining that the physical stuff can't happen. You also probably need to limit your alone time with her period if you really want to avoid trouble.

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Manic_Skafe

Umm, don't do it.

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SecretMethod70

OK, the absolute best thing that could come of this it that you, your wife, and her sister decide to be polyamorous together and live happily ever after.

That's not likely, as awesome as it might be.

So, if you value your marriage, you need to end this and never speak of it again. If your sister-in-law values her sister, she needs to end this and never speak of it again. If you tell your wife, your marriage and her relationship with her sister are screwed. And if you keep this up, she will find out.

BTW, you were eying your wife's sister when she was 17 and you were 30?

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kramus

Deciding time. Have you experienced enough to be done with the fantasy? Been around for a while and don't need to add yourself to the list of tawdry fails that you know about? Or are you still full of juice and ready to let the idea of a smoother, younger woman who wants you be worth more than whatever else you've built up for the last 20-plus years?

I would disengage from the hot young sister and put my energy into the wife. Let the fantasy add to your wife-time and not detract from it. That is, keep your mouth shut and let the wife assume that all the energy you pour into her is a result of her and not her little sister. I know a fellow who's brother fucked up everything by taking this exact scenario to the next level. He is now a pariah on both sides of his family because of the way he handled it.

However, you know all this. If you want permission to let your dick rule then you sure don't need any advice except to use a rubber. The last thing you need to do is transfer something from the little sister to the big sister using your infected dick as the carrier. Nor do you need to put a baby in that smooth young belly.

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The_Jazz

Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and predict a divorce in your future. Sorry, man.

How did I jump to that conclusion? Pretty easily, actually. You spent an HOUR making out with your sister-in-law. You (the plural you, not just the poster) waited until everyone was out of the house to start up. And there's a truism - the only way to keep a secret between two people are if one of them is dead. Guess what? One of you is going to tell your wife or she's going to figure it out because you really can't put the toothpaste back in the tube now. You're obviously considering starting an affair with the SIL at this point - you're looking for pointers on how to get away with it. And I'll bet you manage to do so for at least a while. But then the secret's going to get out somehow and your life is going to take a sharp turn towards the cliff.

My best suggestion is to start spinning things in your favor as much as possible. Maybe mentioning how aggressive the SIL is, that you don't want to be alone with her because you don't trust her intentions, etc. and then come clean down the road with what happened. As I see it, that's your best bet if you want to maintain the status quo with your wife.

Then again, you may not give a shit about what your wife thinks. In that case, go get you some of that young ass!

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Manic_Skafe

So you're saying he should kill his wife?

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The_Jazz

Why would he need to kill the wife? She doesn't know the secret. Obviously, I'm advising that he murder his sister-in-law. Duh.

I suggest using poison then disposing of the body in a dumpster of some sort, preferrably a day or two before a scheduled pick-up, probably after wrapping her in a rug.





Too far on the satire?

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Plan9

Apparently. It's easier than talking to her.

dippin

Or the sister in law...

SSJTWIZTA

i love how those last 3 post played out.

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Manic_Skafe

Well since the only thing cooler than nailing two sisters is spreading your seed to two generations, the Jazz I knew would've concocted an elaborate scheme to not only get the OP off the hook entirely but land him a sympathy fuck from the mother-in law. You're going soft, Jazzy pants.

Well, duh.

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LoganSnake

Too early?

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Daniel_

I know this.

He's got to let his wife catch him bollock deep in the sister and she'll be so aroused that she will plumb depths of previously unknown incestuous lesbian tendencies.

I saw it in a movie once. It was on www.lesbo-sister-banging.com I think.

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girldetective

Kill yourself instead, and throw your own body in the dumpster. Take responsibility for your own actions.

What are you thinking? And, what was your wife thinking when she married you?

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dlish

the question im posing is - are the advances really coming from the SIL?

your situation is really fucked up. There's no turning back. You have two choices really. you can either keep doing what your doing or you can just let it stop right there.

personally id recommend the latter.

imagine trying to explain to your kids that their cousins are in fact brothers and sisters, and that their aunt is their step mother.

that alone is enough to turn me off ever doing something this stupid.

but then again, like the others have said, if you dont give a shit, then do as you please, and good luck with nailing the mother too. Just let me know in advance when the Jerry Springer show's going to be airing.

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Manic_Skafe

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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kramus

Hey Sis, if Ma and Pa git a deevorce, will we still be cousins?

Sorry, it's just that that is one of my favourite one-liners, and this is the spot to drop it.

I had a divorced SIL that was quite willing to go the distance. We definitely found each other attractive "that" way, and we flirted a bit, and whenever there was a family party/dance we would hang out on the dance floor. Come to think of it, she french-kissed me at my wedding party and I don't know if I ever told the wife that particular detail But I avoided The Deed, refused any opportunity that provided itself, because my marriage and my kids were more important than some sex with a woman who would probably get a kick out of banging her older sister's man. Years later I found out my ma was disgusted at the SIL's behaviour, and my ex was aware of it but also was aware that I wasn't ever planning on getting into her sister's pants.

Actually, maybe I should have. She was better looking way back then, and my own divorce would have happened that much sooner . . .

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dfwmale

Thank you for all of the feedback - it is unanimous and I agree 100% !

Xerxys

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Lady Bear Cub

You married the wrong woman. Or maybe the right one depending on how you look at it.
Personally I would choose the woman who wasn't trying to fuck her in laws. But that's just me, I don't want any vines on my family tree.

If you had married the younger sister do you think she would be trying to fuck your brother at this point?

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derph65

We all face daily challenges. Temptation to jump ship is where you are. Just remember that every decision you make you need to think it through. There is no going back on this one! There is no do over. Once its done its cast and stone. Be very careful in what you wish for.. My advice is nice to look at but don't touch the merchandise!

Bear Cub

Just bang her. Your wife is going to find out anyways, so you may as well scratch "sisters" off your bucket list and enjoy life pre-alimony.

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curiousbear

That is exactly how I think and question ....

For me personally, getting attracted to sister-in-law is very logical. It is a special relationship. But that is result of trust and freedom that is part of that relationship. In my environment there is lot of open and gentle flirting - But purely verbal.

You shall never never never ACT on it. Even if one of you slip at times, the other shall immediately do the needful responsibly to maintain the distance.

Because what seems an amazing fun will turn out to be a real rotten situation later...

ring

My ex-husband's mother waited until her husband died of alcoholic induced cirrhosis
before she married her husband's older brother, the hot-shot Illinois defense attorney,
even though they were messin' around before that.

My ex-husband's one brother and two sisters are indeed cousins and half-siblings.
Big drama -true story.


To the OP. How would you feel if the situation was reversed?

ASU2003

Jerry!, Jerry!, Jerry!

Oh, I'm just practicing for when you will be on the show. It never works out well in the end. It breaks up their family, the wife will leave you, and the sister will get over you once the novelty of being off limits wears off.

Toaster126

This situation with your SIL should be handled exactly like you and one of your dude-friend's wives.

You don't think railing your best friend's wife would be cool, right?

Of course, as CuriousBear points out wisely, the closeness and trust of those kinds of relationships allow for some fun flirtation. I've smacked my best friend's wife on the ass before. That didn't mean I am going to be a homewrecker. I'm not saying there aren't some outlier behaviors possible, maybe even something out of a lurid novel if that's what you are all after.

Cheating, backstabbing and lying, though, are NOT positive, healthy things to be doing.

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The_Jazz

You're right, you're right.

Here's what you do: take the wife out for a nice dinner. Order the apricot flambe for dessert. When it arrives, knock the waiter in the arm, spilling the flaming dessert across the restaurant. In the ensuing chaos, slip out the back and drive directly to the SIL's house but call you MIL on the way there and ask her to meet you since you and the wife have something to tell her. Tell the SIL all about the "disaster" in the restaurant and tune into local news coverage. Allow her to "comfort" you in your time of distress - "comfort" means no pants. Leave the front door unlocked, so that when your MIL walks in, she drops dead of a massive coronary because you've been feeding her lots of red meat recently. When the SIL gets up in a panic because her mom just dropped dead, donkey punch her then nail both dead bodies. Put both bodies in the MIL's car with the MIL in the driver's seat and glue her foot to the accelerator. Steal a tow truck and tow the car to the local farmers' market. Position the car to drive through the market, turn it on and release. You'll get off scott free because everyone knows that old people constantly mistake the gas and the brake around farmers' markets.

Let's see, I think I've conservatively proposed killing 10 people here in a manner that will get you out of trouble. As well as thrown in some necrophilia and grand theft auto. I believe my work here is done. Manic? Have I made my triumphant return?

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ring

Jazz, one question.
Is there room for a sheep in this tale?

The_Jazz

Hmmmmm. Perhaps after going to the farmers market, the OP could get some good wellington boots and find a sheep farm with a pond. He finds a comely sheep and takes it over to the pond. Then he sticks the back legs of the sheep down front of his boots and drops his pants. By wading into the water, he'll get the sheep to back up into....

No, nevermind. There's no room for sheep.

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ring

Baa Baa Humbug.

Manic_Skafe

All is right with the world again. Take a bow.

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LoganSnake

THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR SHEEP!

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Craven Morehead

I've forever been attracted to my wife's sister. But its not going to happen because well, she's a sister and I'm married. Seriously, there's no good ending to this. None, at all. Its great for fantasizing but beyond that you've got to avoid situations like you just described. And hope that your wife and her sister never get in a fight.

Daniel_

My wife's sister is lovely as a person, but I feel no sexual attraction to her at all, so I guess I'm safe there.

If I did lust after her, I'd keep it locked up in my head - it'd mess up my marriage, her marriage, both sets of kids. Ouch.

I did know two families in the 70's as I was growing up - they were part of my parents social circle - and at some point the two couples split and re-convened the other way round (each marying the other's ex), and both couples had kids in both marriages, leading to four sets of kids, as follows:

Man 1 + Woman 1 = Kids A
Man 2 + Woman 2 = Kids B
Man 1 + Woman 2 = Kids C
Man 2 + Woman 1 = Kids D.

A and B being step-siblings in BOTH directions.

(A and C) and (B and D) being half-siblings in both directions.

C and D being unrelated, but having step-siblings and half-siblings in common.

Subsequently one of the second marriages broke up, and I can tell you that the wedding planning for the kid of the second failed marriage was interesting...

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Reese

OMG YOU CAN'T KILL YOUR WIFE OR SIL! WTF! That's insane! You'll get caught because the cops would totally find this post.. Seriously just throw out that idea now..


(no srsly, murder is bad, I'm scared to post that without this warning.. damn big brother.. We totally need a sarcasm punctuation like I saw on digg today)

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denton

You have already gone pretty far past the line, making out for an hour. People don't do that for no reason. Being married is tough. Trust me, I know and don't look down on you at all. Different circumstances could have put me in the same spot, and may still.
I would just keep doing what your doing. Maybe don't screw her...but if you like making out with her/etc. then really what is the difference between making out once or 20 times if you have to explain it?
I know that my wife would find no consolation in my cutting an affair short. (because you are really having an affair already) Make it worth your while and be careful.

spindles

I knew I was safe when I married a girl who doesn't have a younger sister - phew!!

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Xerxys

^^ Does she have an older one?

spindles

no - only an older brother.... and I'm definitely not hitting on him.

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