Man date statistic
 

New on the dating scene, I have come across an interesting statistic - an inordinate amount of men that I have met (60%) grew up in NYC, lived extended periods of time in the Bay Area, are involved with book arts in some way, have good incomes or trusts funds, and are wild anarchists. I'm not sure what to make of it.

It's all BS, just remember that.

I've visited NYC and the Bay Area, I don't read many books anymore, I don't have a trust fund and am too apathetic to be bothered with anarchy.
I do have a good income though.

*sits quietly in library reading textbook*

*sees this thread, rereads it, starts to mutate into a vitriol-spewing monster*

*twitches, curls up, screams, hulks out of his hoodie and jeans*

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Hmmm, all the women I've dated before were more educated than me, had two breasts, and eventually thought I was a huge asshole at the end.

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Maybe this is a sign you need to branch out and date "other types?"

That's the problem, crompsin. You need to be dating those three-breasted Martian girls.

that would only be suitable if we had 3 hands or 2 wangs.

that said.

ME FIRST

what do you need three hands for? you've got a mouth, don't you?

Belief in anarchy is a clear sign that you're speaking to idiots. Go for people who sit somewhere between capitalism (people who value money) and socialism (people who value people). Anarchists are selfish, have low self esteem, and are anti-social by nature.

>>Maybe this is a sign you need to branch out and date "other types?"<<

Vitriol-spewing monster daddy: Relax, settle down. I know this is a frivolous weirdness. I haven't dated all these individual, independent hipsters, just met them and have usually declined to date them. What is interesting to me (a pretty normal Midwest kind of girl) is that such a high percentage are similar in their geography and life lessons/circumstances. What's with that?

you could work out a technique involving 2 hands and a mouth.... Just sayin.

QuasiKuato? "Start the reactor... free mars!"

Hmm, maybe those types have a lot of free time and date a lot... ?

Well, you are living in Portland, Oregon--what did you expect?

I agree, find new places to meet guys. New place will usually entail a new venue of bullshit to hear.

And when you think it is bad, just recall Patrick Bateman.

There are "real men" everywhere. Loggers, pirates, karate instructors, towtruck drivers, mafia hitmen...

Dude, they're more trouble than they're worth. Trust me, I know.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...p/Kuampsin.jpg


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Dating's weird. I don't think I've ever done it before.

I am so glad to not be dating... but that triple breasted whore thing sounds like fun. Perhaps I can pay for my wife to get implants.

If you were a magical creature from Dungeons and Dragons, you'd be a LIE-GER.

Great picture, btw. I want you to sing at my funeral, Baraka.

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We date people who we feel can give us what we want... and somehow we never really know what we want until after we've been with them for a while.

Without an extra nipple... it'd look like a ready-to-pop "chestburster" from Aliens.

How many hit points do I have? What's my armour class?

Should I roll a d20 Perform check first? Will there be elves present? If there are orcs invading it, I want to cast Magic Missile!


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I don't know what I'd do if I needed to hit the dating scene. I think the Internets would have something to do with it, or maybe a library.

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BTW, namako, I hope you already know to stay away from the bookish trust-fund kids. Actually, stay away from all of the artsy trust-fund kids. You know this now, right? Do I need to explain myself?

I thought you wrote, chestburger... mmmm chestburgers.


The answer, of course is Swedish Berries. Who needs a superfluous nipple when you can eat fresh.
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_...ries-59349.jpg

He'll have to get in line. I'll be singing "It's Hip to be Square".

Edit: this is of course assuming we don't both die in the same hovercraft crash or something. Playing chicken.

Baraka: Yes, I learned my lesson after Intellectual Martyr. However, there is something about these same boys, a commonality...they are generally very, very smart, very bookish. They pull me right in, and I have to remember to rein in that giddyness. I'm actually on the lookout for it now, kind of a red flag. (I mentioned in another post how my instincts are all gunked up right now. I've had to resort to this red-flag business. It's embarrassing, really. Who knew this would happen? I've almost always been a girl who used her head.) Say, Baraka, in looking at your pic you're not one of those bookish men who lives not far from NYC, who is involved with book arts of some sort, are you?!

Sure, they're smart, but anarchism is a great political philosophy for people who think they are smarter than they really are, and who can't understand the real implications of their political philosophy. Trust me, I used to be one. It's perfectly logical for trust fund kids to be drawn to a system that has no laws because they grow up never being told "no" and get mad when they grow up and the real world starts saying it. Suddenly, societal expectations and laws get in the way of what they want to do and they don't like it. It's a short hop over the line from ideologically pure libertarianism, which is a perfect philosophy for those who were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

You know I work with psychologists all day long, and the fact that I just left a man I was married to who was bookish, etc, has not been lost on me. I'm not that far gone. Still, it is fairly easy for me to slide right back into that trap.

There are two things that come up for me again and again: 1) One of the things I grew to hate in my marriage was the pretension. It occurred to my one day that I just could not stand it anymore and it was one of the deciding factors in my leaving. Now I find that I too have some pretensions, and I am ashamed. I'm learning.

2) I love dating and have been exceptionally lucky in picks. I have learned from each man, and I think each of them enjoyed me to some extent. I feel more adult, and like I have adult choices to make. It's rather silly and childish, and fun. Who knew?!

MSD: My thoughts re anarchism and libertarianism are similar to yours. I am much more logical and try to live in the real world as it is.

You aren't alone. I'm sure most of us have our preferred "types"; they are hard to resist. Be strong. ;)

:paranoid: Uh.... Toronto is hella far from NYC....


....right?!

Doesn't matter. He's taken. I already tried.

>>Toronto is hella far from NYC<<

It's only a 2 hour flight, so I would suggest it is not too far. I'm assuming though that you are much less anarchistic than the 60% that I have run into. At least I hope you are, otherwise I might have to shoot myself.

Am I anarchistic?

Anarchy is a transitional phase that arises where morality has failed. I'm one who believes that morality only fails when too many people have given up. I don't like the idea of giving up.

Rather than rage against the machine, I'd rather tool around with it--I'd rather fix it.

(The answer's no.)

In all my 39 years I have never ever met a guy like this

and I *think* I'm glad

>>In all my 39 years I have never ever met a guy like this...and I *think* I'm glad - ShaniFaye.

I have met people like this throughout my life. However to meet such a large percentage and all through dating is disconcerting. It makes me wonder sometimes what goals these boys might attain if they put their resources to use.

Stop meeting people in coffee shops.

As I told my sister after dating loser after loser, hang around the medschool instead.

AMEN.

Does this apply equally to men and women?

I've found it to be true for me. Coffee shop intellectuals usually are all cut from the same cloth.

I'm an unemployed, bookish recovering alcoholic. I have two degrees. I've lived in a few different cities. I wouldn't call my self an anarchist but I do agree with pointless rioting and violence. I'm a professional chef. No trust fund but when I actually have a job I make a shit load of money.

But we all know I'll just fuck you twice then go back to fucking strippers and the 19yr old hostess of whatever restaurant I happen to be working at.

If you didn't we'd all be really disappointed.

And I don't like to disappoint...

World's King - I might fuck you once, but certainly not twice. At least not until your violence and rioting has a point.

I'm done with this thread. I just thought it was an interesting real-life statistic that so many had the same qualities and geographical upbringings, and that I ran into them. I was surprised there were still anarchists around. Who knew?!

Drive down to Eugene...you'll find more.

They aren't all idiots, some people realize that they are being controlled by others and choose not to like it. Some people would rather not work for someone else and make them rich off other people's work. Maybe if society accepted them, they might have higher self-esteem...

http://uoregon.edu/~insurgnt/closet/...fullstory.html

I'm not saying that I agree 100% with where society would go if anarchists were in charge, or what a relationship would be like with one. But they do have some good points to have a more interesting way to live life.

I mean the only time in the past year when I've felt really alive an happy was when I was on vacation in the Outback, the bottom of the Grand Canyon and the Canadian Rockies. All very far away from the normal rules and other people, sure, but also far away from the monotony of daily life working (even though I need to work to be able to travel). It was refreshing to be back in nature and have to use basic survival skills.