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Old 11-04-2007, 08:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Gay Cats?

My parents have some kittens and some other strays that hang around the house. Well one of the kittens likes to be around the male stray whom has not been neutered. The kitten however has been neutered and is a male. Well...the other cat who we call Rusty has been mounting Blackie and trying to have his way with him. I was horrified by this the first time I saw it, although some people have told me it's a dominance thing. Well I surely don't know. Rusty is about a year older than Blackie who is only half grown. Is this normal? My dad says that Blackie is Rusty's bitch which is apparent. Any solutions to this?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Any solutions to this?
...are you looking for a way to un-gay your cat?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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...are you looking for a way to un-gay your cat?
mmmmm.....

My guess is any sort of 'pussy' joke here would be out of line.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Rub his nose in- er, hm. I guess that won't work.
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Old 11-04-2007, 11:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Rusty is not neutered, right? Take away his balls and he'll lose his sex drive.
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:16 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes, it's normal. It is a form of domination and has nothing to do with gender preference. Put a female cat in heat in the same room and watch what happens. I'd bet even the neutered male would try to mount her.

Neuter the older cat.
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Maybe it's just "prison gay" as in no other options?
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think you need to have a sit-down with these gay cats and ask them when they discovered their sexual identities.

remember, gay is not a disease, nor can it be cured... Perhaps if you had gone to the University of deleware, you'd understand.
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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LOL well Rusty is ferrel...so we can't get a hold of him without putting him in a coon trap or something of that nature. Unfortunately I think the prison humor is closer to the truth. :-p
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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LOL well Rusty is ferrel...so we can't get a hold of him without putting him in a coon trap or something of that nature. Unfortunately I think the prison humor is closer to the truth. :-p
There are probably organizations in your area that loan out traps for feral cats. My boyfriend's grandmother has trapped over 20 cats for the humane society in her area, who then takes the feral cats, spays/neuters them, marks them as feral cats by clipping the tip of an ear, and gives them back to Grandma to be released.

Here is a link on trapping feral cats: http://www.feralcat.com/trapinst.html

Your local humane society would have information on feral cat trapping practices in your area.

It's really important that people who love cats step up and trap feral cats.
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Old 11-05-2007, 07:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Rusty is not neutered, right? Take away his balls and he'll lose his sex drive.
So... just find a female kitten for him to marry?
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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There are probably organizations in your area that loan out traps for feral cats. My boyfriend's grandmother has trapped over 20 cats for the humane society in her area, who then takes the feral cats, spays/neuters them, marks them as feral cats by clipping the tip of an ear, and gives them back to Grandma to be released.

Here is a link on trapping feral cats: http://www.feralcat.com/trapinst.html

Your local humane society would have information on feral cat trapping practices in your area.

It's really important that people who love cats step up and trap feral cats.

I appreciate the info, although we already have a cat trap. There are not many shelters around that will take in a feral cat without killing them, trust me my folks have done their homework on this. We're on our third set of kittens to be domesticated and adopted. My parents go through the process of trying to fix the whore mother cat and then domesticate, fix, and have the kittne adopted. Fortunately this is the last group for my parents to deal with. My mom has a big heart for pets, we have gotten all the kittens fixed, shots, and they are very well fed and cared for. Now two of the six have been adopted, the other four are still not quite ready. Hence...the problem at hand. Rusty trying to rape little Blackie! Oh my! So that's the cat story.
Oh and my dad has hauled off about 35 raccoons in our metal trap, and has lent it to a neighbor for the time being. The raccoons are a real menace, they eat the feral kitties food and muddy up the water.
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