Plan9

I'm going to be in the Dallas / Fort Worth area in Sept... 21st-23rd.

Where should I be drinking / eating / picking up ladies of the night to make a whoreskin suit?

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Push-Pull

Dood, smooth move warning them of your impending arrival.

Stealth man, stealth.

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thingstodo

If you have to ask...

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JustJess

I've never been. But I assume there has to be good chili places in Texas, so have some chili.

And um, drink some Lone Star beer.

Um... that's all I can think of.

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Plan9

Chili, beer. Gotcha.

Good suggestions!

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Midnight

going to Dallas, have to have barbecue... if you can make time, head for Bone Daddy's. 8856 Spring Valley Road. Totally worth it.

Also might want to check out Begger Club if you are looking for some fun.
17449 Preston Road. sports bar, billiards, dance club, music errs on the side of techno, but overall a decent place.

Routh Street Brewery & grill if you are just looking for something to eat and a couple beers and kick back and listen to some music. 3011 Routh Street

Shauk

"errs" on the side of techno? no no, thats the right way to do it damnit

*throws garbage cans at Midnight*

- Sworn Defender of Electronic Music
- The Techno Knight

Plan9

Thanks to yous, peoples.

I appreciate it. That way I have something to do.

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Willravel

If you go to Austin, it's like someone cut up California and dropped it in Texas. Liberal, progressive, not very 'Texas'. That's where I'd go.

Midnight

Shauk: Have you ever SEEN crompsin? he doesnt look like the type to be into techno - i didnt want him wandering in there and getting mad at me for sending him there. lol

Elphaba

D/FW is in the middle of nowhere, between the two cities. Have you chosen where you will be staying? The stockyards in Fort Worth can be a hoot on the weekend. Dallas is more cosmopolitan and Jazz Alley had a nice choice of music, at least back in my day.

Will is correct about Austin. My first time there was like being back in the real world.

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Plan9

What kind of person DO I look like? I like me some electronic music.

Anyways... yeah, I'll be around Fort Worth / Arlington.

Trying to compile a "been-there" experience list from you peoples.

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Shauk

*resumes throwing trash cans at Midnight*

Elphaba

Then you must hit the Stockyards. How can you pass up honky-tonks and bars like Billy Bob's, Booger Red's and the White Elephant Saloon? It really isn't manditory to buy a Stetson...my husband lied about that one.

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troit

Let me give you my list of things to do - How many days are you going to be there?!?

Erotica
5201 Matilda
Dallas, TX 75206
Phone# (214) 890.0090

Armadillo Roadhouse
2821 Main St.
Dallas, TX 75226
Phone# (214) 742.7623

Dreams Gentlemen's Club
525 Industrial
Dallas, TX 75227
Phone# (214) 761.9926

Baby G's
3427 Merrifield Ave.
Dallas, TX 75223
Phone# (214) 826.0239

Wild Cherries Cabaret
2620 Walnut Hill Lane
Dallas, TX 75229

Bare Facts
8410 Harry Hines
Dallas, TX 75235
Phone# (214) 631.6818


Fare
5030 Greenville Ave.
Dallas, TX 75206
Phone# (214) 369.4070
Brio Cabaret
4908 Greenville
Dallas, TX 75231
Phone# (214) 739.4400

Fare West
3021 W. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75235
Phone# (214) 956.7941

Caligula 21
2828 W. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 350.2664

French Connection
210 N. Crowdus
Dallas, TX 75226
Phone# (214) 741.3575

Club Concert
10723 Composite Dr.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 350.0303

King's Cabaret
1602 Market Center Blvd.
Dallas, TX 75202
Phone# (214) 744.2890

Crystal Pistol
3211 W. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 351.6212

Lipstick Cabaret
10859 Harry Hines
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 352.4466

Deja Vu
3039 W. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 350.4743

The Lodge Bar & Grill
10530 Spangler Rd.
Dallas, TX 75230
Phone# (214) 506.9229

Babydolls Saloon
3039 W. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 358.5511

The Men's Club of Dallas
2340 W. Northwest hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 956.8800

Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 350.0303

Million Dollar Saloon
6826 Greenville Ave.
Dallas, TX 75231
Phone# (214) 361.4204

The Clubhouse
2250 Manana Drive
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 869.9506

Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club
6509 E. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 692.9886

Billionaire Boy's Club
3027 W. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 956.0966

Chez Pussycat
3217 W. Northwest hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 352.0961

Dallas Gentlemens Club
2117 W. Northwest Hwy.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 869.3376

Obssession
3094 N. Stemmons Fwy.
Dallas, TX 75247
Phone# (214) 634.9300

PT's Gentlemen's Club
4875 W. Lawther Dr.
Dallas, TX 75214
Phone# (214) 341.6643

Sheer Delight
8951 ERL Thornton
Dallas, TX 75228
Phone# (214) 321.9190

Squeaky's Cabaret
10649 Harry Hines Blvd.
Dallas, TX 75220
Phone# (214) 904.9556

Texas Topless
3504 Samuel
Dallas, TX 75223
Phone# (214) 821.4074

Sinbads
8128 Hwy. 80 W.
Fort Worth, TX 76116
Phone# (817) 244.7353

Showtime
5415 Mansfield Hwy.
Fort Worth, TX 76140
Phone# (817) 483.8381

Showcase Topless
3929 Hwy 157 S.
Fort Worth, TX 76040
Phone# (817) 267.9673

New Orleans Nights
7101 Calmont
Fort Worth, TX 76116
Phone# (817) 732.0000

Illusions
7405 Hwy. 80 West
Fort Worth, TX 76116
Phone# (817) 244.3302

Honky Tonk Topless
2412 E. Belknap St.
Fort Worth, TX 76111
Phone# (817) 831.8972

Fantasy Foxx
6705 Lindale Rd.
Fort Worth, TX 76140
Phone# (817) 561.1016

Candyland Express
1905 White Settlement Rd.
Fort Worth, TX 76107
Phone# (817) 877.0951

Babydolls--Ft. Worth
3700 Highway 157
Fort Worth, TX 76155
Phone# (817) 267.7701

Fantasy's
411 N. Scott St.
Wichita Falls, TX 76304
Phone# (817) 767.2438

Showcase 2
1928 Josh Rd.
Fort Worth, TX 76177
Phone# (817) 847.5188

Sonny's BYOB
4202 University Parks
Waco, TX 76706
Phone# (817) 754.3139

Showgirl Lounge
4617 US 377 S.
Fort Worth, TX 76116
Phone# (817) 732.0261

Pick a good few and let us all know how it "turns" out.

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Shauk

thats a lot of boobs

Midnight

holy crap troit - you know every strip club & whorehouse in texas, or just the ones in the DFW area? ROFLMAO

Plan9

Holy hell! I haven't seen that many strip clubs since I was at Fort Bragg!

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Glory's Sun

uugh I hated the stockyards..

The only places that I really enjoyed was The Lizard Lounge and The Renunion Tower.

:shrug:

surferlove007

Well jeez, I should of seen this earlier.
I'm from Fort Worth!
Citystreets in Downtown Fort Worth is supposed to be a fun a place although I've never been.

Dallas has Deep Ellum, which is a fun scene.
Fort Worth is more of a dinner and movie downtown area.
Dallas is kinda...eh. Dallas is kinda evil anyway.
You could go to Billybobs in Arlington or Six flags...

Lizard Lounge is cool I've heard

Usually there are lots of concerts going on.

waltert

not much in Arlington that I know of...maybe a good BBQ place...and a chance to gawk at how much money they're dumping into the new cowboys stadium.

Downtown fort worth is relatively nice, as I recall, but I dont know of any specific things to do there.

if you ask about mexican food in fort worth, someone will probably try to take you to Joe-T Garcias...its pretty good.

I've heard that deep ellum is sort of dead now, lower greenville is sort of thug-ish...and apparently a good place to get into a fight.

most of the people I know go to bars in "uptown". I can get some names and locations if you think you'll be in north dallas.

Plan9

Thanks everybody! I really appreciate the recon report.

Got a plan forming. Oh-yeah. (folds his hands like Mr. Burns)

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Shauk

lizard lounge is to blame for my techno addiction. my 1st exposure to DJ'ing was some radio shows that they would pump out of there since I was under 21