08-04-2007, 08:49 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Big & Brassy
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Big News for Mister Coaster
So back on July 1st, Mrs Coaster went off the pill because she was almost never aroused while she was on it. I decided that I didn't want to go back to using condoms. Add the two toghther and what do you get? Thats right, I'm proud to announce that Baby Coaster #2 is on the way! Well, that makes the decision of what to do with the guest room easier.
Caught us a bit off guard because it took us 10 months to conceive our first. I'll miss that 10 months of trying...
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08-04-2007, 10:14 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Asshole
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Hey, that's fantastic news! I really happy for you guys! Congratulations, but remember the (wink wink) only scientifically proven way to induce labor....
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08-04-2007, 10:28 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Shani, if you remember the Free Birthing thread, there was an actual bit of truth in one of the long, long, long posts by the big advocate. There are hormones in semen that can induce labor.
If you got your chili dogs from The Varsity, that probably wasn't it. Somewhere else, well....
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08-04-2007, 10:30 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
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(I was kidding lol) sex was the last thing on my mind the day before I went into labor lol
and no, they werent from the varsity....I made them myself (even though I adore varsity chili dogs and now you've just made me want to get in my car and run down and get some)
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08-04-2007, 10:40 AM | #7 (permalink) |
The Reforms
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Whee...
Here's to the ascent; I know it can be scary, but it is so beautiful and awe-inspiring at the zenith that you will never want to escape from it. Hopefully your time there will be a long and joyous ride.
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08-04-2007, 11:19 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Wonderful news, Mr. C! But just because you've reached a level of excellence at the task, doesn't mean more practice isn't required.
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08-04-2007, 04:32 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
Big & Brassy
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Thanks everyone for the kind words, I'm hoping for a boy because I'm the last man in my dad's family tree, gotta keep the family name alive, and I'm not sure we want a 3rd.
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