Laugh-O-Matic

In all my years, this question has never crossed my mind.

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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.

lotsofmagnets

lol @ emo ass hair

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

ring

insect invader alert system?

wooÐs

Just a minor contribution...

Shauk

this thread was already epic, now, it's legendary.

Bill O'Rights

So said I. 4...years...ago.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

wooÐs

lol

alicat

Everytime this thread show's itself, I still laugh my minutely hairy ass off, especially the first page this time around.

And holy crap are there alot of old names in this thread I'd forgotten about (thinking about the Playground thread).

Nice, but slightly shiver inducing contrib woods. Sorry to any hairy beast member's, I like some hair on men but that is over the top.

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'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun, The frumious Bandersnatch!'--Jabberwocky, Lewis Carroll

"You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late."--Ralph Waldo Emerson

lostgirl

I always tell my SO I love his fuzzy but, and I really do.

I'm glad it's not anywhere near that fuzzy.

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We're about to go through the crucible, but we'll come out the other side.
We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

dalnet22

Body parts aren't made for specific purposes. Parts appear, and then the ones that prevent us from surviving kill us off. The ones that don't kill us stay.

Butt hair has not caused extinction, so it remains.

The_Jazz

Fly, did you gain some weight and shave your head?

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

wooÐs

But you have to admit, it's like he has a natural clearing just begging for a tramp stamp.

lostgirl

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We're about to go through the crucible, but we'll come out the other side.
We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

soma

After finding my tick bite, I inspected other areas of my bady, including my ass hole. Bunch of hair, and no ticks. Maybe that's the purpose of butt hair.

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Having Girl Problems?

wooÐs

*considers Rogaine........................quickly dismisses*

DaniGirl

Hair keeps bugs out

Bald

Hair Prevents cancer, and swine flu.

She5

I would just like to say that women get just as hairy on the hind quarters just as much as guys do. Not always as hairy as guys, but trust me, there are women our there who are pretty hairy back there. We just have a social obligation to shave it all off. I mean, what woman is going to walk around on the beach or in the club with her natural hairy booty? Women really don't discuss these type of things with guys.

The_Jazz

Wow, it's posts like this one that make me think that you've never actually talked to a real woman.

Having lived with more than one woman in my life, including a number greater than one that didn't shave anything at all (legs, pubis, etc.), I can guarantee that the average woman doesn't have as much hair as the average man.

So, yeah. Thanks for playing. You're wrong.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Zeraph

I had a gf once who had hair on her breasts. I asked her to shave it off and she dumped me.

Ourcrazymodern?

Doyouknow I never wondered about the hairiness of your ass until just then?

...it'll be like day & night, now.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Buzz

My thought on this..... It keeps my cheeks from sticking to each other. ;}

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And a Single Malt will get ya every time.

dlish

now why would anyone take offence to that? reminds me of Eddie Murphy's Delirious with Aunt Bunny.. you didnt date Bigfoot did you Z?

OCM, i hope you're not still thinking of Jazz's ass.

This thread always brings back the memories and aroma of ass. Bring it back ya'll.

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Ourcrazymodern?

I don't like poop on my dick.

It shouldn't surprise you to think I don't think about the smell, except you know I do.

Men? Women? The hair on my ass is a pleasure & enjoyable. It's annoying & confusing. Conflicting feelngs from physical being might be known for being so, but I think we shouldn't blame it on the body we each own.

The hair on your butt serves to remind you you're not so important. It's not like butt hairs are brain cells.

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