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Old 06-18-2003, 08:35 AM   #121 (permalink)
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The train cars coupled as if trying to interdigitate.
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:18 PM   #122 (permalink)
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It was kismet that I found the TRP.

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Old 06-19-2003, 01:21 AM   #123 (permalink)
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After pssionate lovemaking, my SO and I fell asleep interdigitated.
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:34 AM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:56 AM   #125 (permalink)
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Word of the day June 19

The Word of the Day for June 19 is:

lavation • \lay-VAY-shun\ • (noun) the act or an instance of washing or cleansing

A little more information about today’s word:
It sounds logical that you would perform a "lavation" in a "lavatory," doesn't it? And it is logical: both these words come from the Latin "lavare," meaning, appropriately, "to wash." English picked up a few other words from this root as well. In medicine, the therapeutic washing out of an organ is "lavage." There is also "lavabo" (in Latin, literally, "I shall wash") which in English can refer to a ceremony at Mass in which the celebrant washes his hands, to the basin used in this religious ceremony, or to other kinds of basins. Even the word "lavish," via a Middle French word for a downpour of rain, comes to us from "lavare."

My sentence:
Having completed his morning lavation, Arnold felt ready to begin the day.

Based on Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary, 10th Edition.

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Old 06-19-2003, 03:59 AM   #126 (permalink)
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After sex i like to lavatate my thang.
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Old 06-19-2003, 04:23 AM   #127 (permalink)
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He did such a stunning job with the lavation of his hands, the doctor decided to lave his surgical gloves off for this operation.
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Old 06-19-2003, 05:05 AM   #128 (permalink)
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After being raised by a nurse, and then working two years in a hospital I do the lavation of my hands to a level most won't.
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Old 06-19-2003, 05:05 AM   #129 (permalink)
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After the lavation of his car, John was finally done with all of his chores for the day.
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Old 06-19-2003, 05:12 AM   #130 (permalink)
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After the laviation i left the shower to proceed with my morning routines.
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Old 06-19-2003, 05:54 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Every chef know that not lavation your is one of the leading causes of food born illness.
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Old 06-19-2003, 06:29 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Feline lavation results in spit-covered cats.
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Old 06-19-2003, 06:39 AM   #133 (permalink)
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When Johnies mom cought him with his dick in his hand and cum all over the place he said, "Mom, I was just lavationing it and it went off".
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:24 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Word of the day June 20

The Word of the Day for June 20 is:

mayhap • \MAY-hap\ • (adverb) perhaps

A little more information about today’s word:
If "mayhap" looks to you like a relative of "perhaps," you're right—the words are related. Both ultimately derive from the Middle English noun "hap," meaning "chance, fortune." "Mayhap" was formed by combining the phrase "(it) may hap" into a single word. "Hap" here is a verb essentially meaning "happen" (the word "maybe," another synonym of "mayhap" and "perhaps," was developed similarly from "may" and the verb "be"), and the verb "hap" comes from the noun "hap." "Perhaps" came about when "per" (meaning "through the agency of") was combined directly with the noun "hap" to form one word. Today "mayhap" is a rare word indeed in contrast with the very common "maybe" and "perhaps," but it does show up occasionally.

My sentence:
"We are just wondering and looking and mayhap seeing what we never perceived before."
-- James Robinson, A Treasury of Science

Based on Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary, 10th Edition.

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Old 06-20-2003, 03:37 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Mayhap I will go to the gym today...
if I can get off my butt.
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:54 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Mayhaps I will, mayhaps I won't.

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Old 06-20-2003, 05:54 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Mayhap LeBron James will be the savior of the Cavaliers.
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:32 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Mayhap my day will go well.
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:46 AM   #139 (permalink)
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If I mow the lawn for my neighbors, I mayhap enough money to take my girlfriend out to see The Hulk AND possibly a visit to the concession stand.
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:49 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Mayhap I should go back to work now...
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:56 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Mayhap you could a more esoteric word for tomorrow.
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Old 06-20-2003, 08:57 AM   #142 (permalink)
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The egg mayhap turn into a chicken, if nobody eats it.

I'm starting to see a pattern forming in these words nobody uses. They're basically all too complicated to use.
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:25 AM   #143 (permalink)
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Mayhaps I should've waited to see "the Hulk."
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:44 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Marty Martyr broke his halo in half in a saintly mishap. Mayhap it was Gods way of saying "Fuck You."
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:50 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:27 PM   #146 (permalink)
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mayhap i'll never use this word.
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:14 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 02:24 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Mayhap I'm wrong, but I always thought "mayhap" was a southerners word like "younguns" or "yall".
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:01 AM   #149 (permalink)
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Word of the day June 23

The Word of the Day for June 23 is:

cockalorum • \kah-kuh-LOR-um\ • (noun) 1. a boastful and self-important person; 2. boastful talk

A little more information about today’s word:
The image of a rooster (a.k.a. cock) strutting confidently across the barnyard or belting out a triumphant crow has long been associated with brash self-confidence. It’s an association that has left quite a mark on the English language, giving us "crow" ("to brag"), "cock" ("a self-important person"), and "cocky" ("overconfident"), just to name a few. "Cockalorum" (which may have derived from the obsolete Flemish word "kockeloeren," meaning "to crow") is another example. It dates back to 1715 when it was used to describe the Marquis of Huntly—son of the Duke of Gordon, a Celtic Highlander chief who was himself known as the "Cock of the North." Presumably, the Marquis was not exactly known for his humility!

My sentence (using definition #2):
Old Colonel Popin’s stories usually centered on exaggerated accounts of his heroism, and his incessant cockalorum annoyed many of his listeners.

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Old 06-23-2003, 02:27 AM   #150 (permalink)
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The cockalorum boasted that he was "the best shot in three counties."
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Old 06-23-2003, 04:48 AM   #151 (permalink)
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The cockalorum was quite cockalorumy?
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:00 AM   #152 (permalink)
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That arrogant cockalorum is going to get his one day...
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:39 AM   #153 (permalink)
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He was so impressive at Flynt Porn University that he graduated Summa Cockalorum.
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:51 AM   #154 (permalink)
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The hunters constant cockalorum made the 47 shots that it took to kill the moose rather hard to explain.
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:36 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Constantly bragging, the cockalorum didn't know what to do once he was confronted with a challenge.
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:05 AM   #156 (permalink)
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don't know whether to sound the cockalorum...here..maybe you better take a look..does this look infected to you?
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:11 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Nobody liked Timmy because he constantly spewed cockalorum.
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:16 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Dat cockalorum, he be tinkin he all dat!
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:24 AM   #159 (permalink)
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Word of the day June 24

The Word of the Day for June 24 is:

deep-six • \DEEP-SIKS\ • (verb) 1. slang: to get rid of; discard, eliminate; 2. slang: to throw overboard

A little more information about today’s word:
Before the introduction of shipboard sonar, water depth was measured by hand with a sounding line. This was generally a rope weighted at one end, with bits of leather called "marks" tied on at intervals to measure the fathoms. Between the marks, fathoms were estimated by "deeps." The "leadsman" (pronounced \LEDS-muhn\) lowered the line into the water and called out the depth as the rope passed through his hands: "By the mark twain!" at two fathoms; "By the deep six!" at six fathoms. Perhaps due to an association with "six feet under" (dead and buried), to give something the "deep six" (or to "deep-six" it) was to throw it overboard, or, by extension, to discard it. In the mid-1960s "deep-six" made landfall; since then it has been used as much by landlubbers as by old salts.

My sentence (using definition #1):
"[She] came out number one on written exams for the jail job, but was deep-sixed by the jail’s psychological tester because, he said, she was 'too nice' to be a jailer."
-- Saturday Review, April 15, 1978

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Old 06-24-2003, 04:39 AM   #160 (permalink)
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His offense is what got him to the Big Leagues, but his deep-six wasn’t good enough to keep him on the roster.
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