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Old 03-24-2004, 11:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dr Seuss Needed

I need two Dr Seuss stories as soon as possible in full text, please help.
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Old 03-24-2004, 11:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Umm... which ones?
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Old 03-24-2004, 07:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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No offense, but duh. I spent an hour searching Google for some stories.
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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No offense, but duh. I spent an hour searching Google for some stories.
Ok, for future reference, I suggest stating in one's original post 'I've already checked google, to no avail' or similar...to avoid such things.

Google is of course the first thing that comes to many minds for many things...but the readers of a post should not be expected to make any assumptions about whether or not Google's already been consulted.

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Old 03-25-2004, 03:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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here I can do it my lil nieces have one its
ABC An Amazing Alphabet Book!
Big A,
Little a,
what begins with A?
Aunt Annie's alligator.
A...a...A
Big B,
little b,
what begins with B?
Barber,baby,bubbles,
and a bumblebee.
Big C,
little c,
what begins with C?
Camel on the ceiling.
C...c...C
BIg D,
little d,
what begins with D?
Doughnuts and a duck-dog.
D...d...D
Big E,
little e,
what begins
with E?
Ear,egg,elephant.
E...e...E
(it will take up to much space if i write it out the way it is so i will write it in a faster way with out the real spacing and capitial letters)
big F, little f, what begins with f? four fluffy feathers on a fiffer-feffer-feff. Big G, little g,what begins with G? goat and googoo goggles. G...g...G big H, little h, what begins with H? hungry horse. Hen in hat. H...h...H big I, little i, what begins with I? Itchy,itchy Ichabod. I...i...I Big J, little j, what begins with J? Jerry Jordan's jelly jar. J...j...J big K, little k, what begins with K? Kangaroo and kite. K...k...K Big L, little l, what begins with L? Lion with a lollipop. L...l...L Big M, little m, what begins with M? Mice in the moonlight. M...m...M Big N, little n,what begins with N? Nine new neckties, nightshirt,nose. Big O, little o, what begins with O? Ostrich, oil, orange owl. O...o...O Big P, little p, what begins with P? Painting some pajamas pink. P...p...P
Big R, little r, what begins with R? Rosy's red rhinoceros. R...r...R Big S, little s, what begins with S? Sammy's sipping soda pop. S...s...S Big T, little t, what begins with T? Ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree. Big U, little u, what begins with U? Uncle UBB's umbrella and his underwear, too. Big V, little v, what begins with V? Verna vera vin and her violet violin. Big W, little w, what begins with W? Willy's in the washtub washing Waldo Woo. Big X, little x, what begins with X? X ray and xylophone. X...x...X Biy Y, little y, what begins with Y? A yawning yellow yak with Yolanda on his back. Big Z, little z, what begins with Z? A Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz as you can see!
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Old 03-25-2004, 03:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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sorry but i tryed so dont hurt my feelings I am dislexic so i think i did an okay job and i cant even type by touch either so i took time out of my day just for you i hope you still need one lol that would suck if i did that for no reason awww but who cares bye xoxoxoxox Jessica
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Old 03-25-2004, 06:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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No offense, but duh. I spent an hour searching Google for some stories.
Hey, I'm asking you for a favor, and by favor I mean something in violation of copyright laws, and I'm arrogant enough to insult you.

Brilliant.
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Old 03-25-2004, 10:31 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I need two Dr Seuss stories as soon as possible in full text, please help.
To the library, Batman!
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Old 03-25-2004, 10:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Dr Seuss Needed

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I need two Dr Seuss stories as soon as possible in full text, please help.
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Umm... which ones?
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Any.
Almost sounds like a scavenger hunt to me. "See if you can get someone to...". Or can someone else come up with a plausible reason someone would need two Dr. Seuss texts, but not care which ones they were?
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:13 AM   #12 (permalink)
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sorry but i tryed so dont hurt my feelings I am dislexic so i think i did an okay job and i cant even type by touch either so i took time out of my day just for you i hope you still need one lol that would suck if i did that for no reason awww but who cares bye xoxoxoxox Jessica

I think you did a great job. I wasnt the one who asked for it but since they werent nice enough to thank you, I will
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Thanks qtpye4u84, 1 down, 1 to go. Thanks a ton.

I need two of them(preferebly short) for my Lit class. Don't ask me why, I cannot say for I do not know.
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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No offense, but duh. I spent an hour searching Google for some stories.
Also no offense but

a) You're asking for something that's illegal and

b) seriously, I found the full text of "The Lorax" and "Green Eggs and Ham" with the proper Google searches in about 20 minutes.
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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good point lebell. i got the lorax on my 2nd search attempt. what's this for anyways?
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I know them by heart, from reading them a million times to the kids. Here is the Nose Book I might have forgotten a line or 2, but its from memory & the best I can do for now:

The Nose Book


Everybody Grows a Nose

I see a nose on every face,
Noses Noses Everyplace

A nose between each pair of eyes,
Noses Noses every size.

They grow on every kind of head,
they come in Blue & pink & red.

Some are very very long & some are very very strong.

A nose is useful after all, some play horns & some play ball.

A nose is good for making holes, in trees & roofs & barber poles.

But sometimes noses aren't much fun, they sniffel, they get burnt by sun.

A nose gets puched and bumped on doors & bumbed on walls & bumped on floors.

But, just suppose you had no nose,
Then you could never smell a rose,
or pie or chicken ala king, you never smell a single thing.

And one thing more suppose no nose,
where would all our glasses sit, they'ed just fall off just think of it.

and that is why each one of us grows between our eyes a nose.
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:44 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I can probably do the EYE & Tooth book of the top of my head too. Let me know if you need them & I will do it, otherwise I would rather not go through all the typing
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Old 03-25-2004, 07:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Also no offense but

a) You're asking for something that's illegal and

b) seriously, I found the full text of "The Lorax" and "Green Eggs and Ham" with the proper Google searches in about 20 minutes.
a) I own almost the entire Dr Seuss collection, except it's a lot easier to find an online source and change the font and

b) Maybe instead of just stating that you did you could help me and teach me how or where to find it
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Old 03-26-2004, 04:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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It is not surefire, but the best way to google for such text that I've found to date is to take a section of what you are looking for (NOT the title, but something from the middle), put quotes around it and put that in the google search field.
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