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Old 03-18-2006, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Umm...How do I clean drunk female urine out of my passenger seat? :x

I was at a coworker/friends house last night when our boss called him saying something like "Dude, Theyre takin us to jail...come get my truck".
So we got to the bar him and his girlfriend were at and she was passed out drunk on the porch of the place...so they stuck her in my jeep.

I'm thinking "fuck... she's going to puke in my center console" (which has no lid)

I got her to her house without major incident, I thought....
We got her out of the jeep and she had pee'ed on my seat

...anyway...
How the hell do I clean it?
Do I get it steam cleaned and hand him a bill? (He did say he'd pay for it...)
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Old 03-18-2006, 09:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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We use this stuff when our cat pees on stuff... works great.
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Old 03-18-2006, 10:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Here are some pictures of my supervisor...



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Old 03-18-2006, 10:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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you're gonna need to use a bio-enzymatic cleaner....like natures miracle. A reputable steam cleaning company would also be able to do the job.
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Old 03-18-2006, 12:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Urbandev, the problem may be a little more difficult if the urine penetrated into the interior padding of the seat. NM and other enzyme products work well on carpet because the backing of the carpet usually prevents the urine from seeping into the carpet pad.

If you aren't successful in removing the odor with a topical treatment of NM, I recommend finding a carpet cleaner that uses a "water claw" for subsurface cleaning and extraction. PM me if you want more details.
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Old 03-18-2006, 10:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How is "drunk female urine" different from sober urine, male urine, or my-un?

Sorry, but after having dealt with kids, working in a community hospital, and being a paramedic/firefighter, I've been everythinged on. It washes off. Life goes on.
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Shit dude, get her BF to clean it up... wtf?
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You were so courteous as to pick up their drunk asses and get them home safe and now you're stuck cleaning her pee? Not cool. I'd probably take it to a professional cleaning place and pass of the bill to him.

Or just sell the car.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Tell that bitch to clean up your car (with Nature's Miracle). WTF are YOU cleaning someone else's urine?
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Shit dude, get her BF to clean it up... wtf?

Exactly! WTF!

Why the hell should he have to do it? She caused it, she cleans it.
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Old 03-31-2006, 01:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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maybe she was marking you as her territory. cat woman

I agree that Nature's Miracle is wonderful stuff and can't imagine it won't solve the problem; if the urine penetrated just let NM penetrate, too.
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Old 03-31-2006, 03:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Can always use Febreze for any lingering odors but man I would make one of them clean it. That's just bad.
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Old 04-01-2006, 04:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Don't kid yourself 'ol buddy boy....your gonna hafta sell that jeep.
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Old 04-15-2006, 08:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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LOL ok thats just funny. ok what you do is get a camera and take a couple pictures of the spot then take it to a pro to steam clean it and do whatever else they do then photocopy the bill give your boss the bill and have the picture and photocopy of the bill framed and mounted somewhere at work. Never let him forget that his girlfriend peed in your jeep!

Oh almost forgot im not sure what kinda jeep you have but i know alot of them are designed to be able to hose out the interiror with a garden hose so i doubt you really need to worry much about how much it soaked in.
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Old 04-19-2006, 01:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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get a vanity license plate that says "P Jeep"
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Judging by the bills I've seen for steam cleaning, and the abundance of idiots with jeeps who crash them, I would suggest buying a new seat in similar condition.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:46 PM   #17 (permalink)
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get a vanity license plate that says "P Jeep"

exactly



i would go along with everyone saying that you should get it professionally done and pass on the bill... but for the most part, urine is sterile, but it will stink and could mold... soo don't wait tooo long get it cleaned!
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