01-16-2006, 06:10 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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The Excuse
The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened!" "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you dirtball!" The husband begins to tell his story: "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw she was so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she had not eaten for three days. With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them. "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I 'don't have good taste'. "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister, and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." She starts to warm up -- just a little -- and he continues: "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: "'Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?'"
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01-16-2006, 07:16 PM | #2 (permalink) |
is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Hahaha. Good stuff
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01-16-2006, 08:37 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Extreme moderation
Location: Kansas City, yo.
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Jokes with a moral. The best kind.
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