Three ministers
 

Three ministers were at a function: a Pentecostal, an Anglican and a Methodist.

Drinks were served and there was a choice between wine or grape juice. The Anglican and the Methodist both took a glasses of wine, but the Pentecostal said, "I'd rather commit adultery than pollute myself with alcohol!"

The Methodist quickly placed his wine back on the tray. "I didn't realise there was a third choice," he said.

:lol: haha..... good one good one!

a good one, I think, but a Methodist may disagree