Then & Now
 

What a difference 30 years makes...

1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: The perfect high
2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's warm

1973: Growing pot
2003: Growing a pot belly

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: Popping pills, smoking joints
2003: Popping joints

1973: Killer weed
2003: Weed killer

1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Being called into the principal's office
2003: Calling the principal's office

1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system

1973: Disco
2003: Costco

1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1973: Taking acid
2003: Taking antacid

1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test

1973: Whatever
2003: Depends

So not looking forward to this...

that is cool

I'm not gunna be waiting for those...

Yeah, this is scary...I don't want to get old!

damn

muhahahah...all the old people!

Getting old may not be much fun, but it's better than the alternative.

"You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster."

LMAO. My god that's hilarious :lol: Can be found here http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/

Point is, getting old is something that won't come as a great shock to anyone, so just start preparing mentally for it and when it comes, it won't be anything you didn't expect.