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Old 12-13-2005, 11:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Vagina Beer

Two of my favorite words, but I never thought one would literally make the other:



http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562



I don't know whether to vomit or get an erection...
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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huh... *vomits*... is that healthy?!
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That the worse part - I don't think so....ahhh f*ck it. I'm in!
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thrush beer

Kind of makes you shudder, although the brewing process should of killed it off.

Now beer drunk from a vagina a different matter
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Wow, that's a new one.
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I always wondered why I like beer so much!
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
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huh... *vomits*... is that healthy?!

You'd probably get more exposure to bacteria during ... umm ... cunnilingus.
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That is crazy... But I guess it was just a matter of time before something like that was done. I wonder what that particular strain of yeast makes the beer taste like. Intriqued, but I doubt I would actually try it if I had the chance.

Oh, and aphex140 it is actually the yeast that does most of the work in the brewing process. It turns the sugars into alcohol and carbon dioxide (and other things, but those are the most important for beer). The yeast actually ends up multiplying many times over in the process, though most of the macro breweries (Bud, Coors, etc.) filter out the yeast at the end of the process. I am guessing that this one does not filter...
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Pour me a tall one Please! Mmm... my two favorite flavors in one. yes! I'm in!
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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sounds like a gimmick! 'trace amounts' means absolutely none of the flavor is due to her vagina--you might as well be throwing a boiled pubic hair into the bottom of the brewing vat.

also, the name 'pussy beer' is a little misleading--it should really be called 'vagina fungus beer' or 'yeast infection brew'.

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She's not sharing her body or mind--she's sharing a parasite/foreign growth from her body. If you're gaining understanding of anything, it's an understanding of illegal immigration.
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Does it really matter health-wise where the yeast came from?
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Toaster: if the yeast comes from an orifice suffering from genital herpes, the alcohol will probably take care of the unwanted biological element (in this case, yeast would be the 'wanted' biological element), but I would still be a little bit squeamish.
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ewwwwwwww.
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:22 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Toaster: if the yeast comes from an orifice suffering from genital herpes, the alcohol will probably take care of the unwanted biological element (in this case, yeast would be the 'wanted' biological element), but I would still be a little bit squeamish.
I wouldn't expect that beer would have a high enough alcohol content for that?
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:54 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I like beer.
I like pussy.
I like pussy and beer.
I like pussy mixed with beer.
But...
Beer made from vaginal yeast?
Well, ol' Bill may have to take a raincheck on that one.
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Old 12-15-2005, 08:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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so is corona senorita yeast? Ughhh!, That is pretty disgusting, but so is that retin stuff they use to make cheese.
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Old 12-16-2005, 08:36 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Now beer drunk from a vagina a different matter
I'm with him.
Although ironically I imagine beer in the vagina is a pretty good way to get a yeast infection!
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Old 12-16-2005, 09:51 PM   #19 (permalink)
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im just wondering how hygenic that would be......
Personally i couldnt imagine myself drinking vagina beer.....God even the name makes you wanna puke
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:35 AM   #20 (permalink)
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sounds utterly disgusting, but I'd actually give it a shot. i'm in asia now and have already tried some interesting 'foods', so i can't imagine the experience would be that bad, especially if Toi is the one handing me the cup :-)
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:13 AM   #21 (permalink)
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you would know it came frome Seattle..........we are fucking crazy !!! xoxoxoo
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:30 AM   #22 (permalink)
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b(.)(.)bby - Of course it came from Seattle -- your guys are always a bit off kilter out there...

Brewmaniac - your welcome!
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Old 12-21-2005, 10:19 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Now if it was beer poured on top of a hot, shaved, CLEAN girl, and filtered to the mug or vat, it might be a better gimic, and slightly more appetising. But me, voluntarily wanting to just drink it, probably not gonna happen.
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:05 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Now if it was beer poured on top of a hot, shaved, CLEAN girl, and filtered to the mug or vat, it might be a better gimic, and slightly more appetising. But me, voluntarily wanting to just drink it, probably not gonna happen.
Ironically, it would be more easily contaminated that way.
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Old 12-22-2005, 11:53 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Wow, I'll have to spread this around thanks-
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:05 PM   #26 (permalink)
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i can't even imagine...
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Old 12-29-2005, 04:04 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Oh, that's not right.

Spoiled my drink too. Curse you, internet!
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Old 12-30-2005, 01:09 PM   #28 (permalink)
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forget the glass. I'll drink it from the source!
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