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Hanxter · 11-17-2005, 06:52 AM

A group of archeologists were in Egypt excavating a tomb they recently unearthed.

Inside the tomb they found a most perplexing object wrapped in paper.

Upon further study they determined it was the petrified penis of the Perilous Prince of the predynastic period.

They sent the artifact off to the Smithsonian with their findings and waited for confirmation.

Six months later they recieved a letter from the Smithsonian stating they had not found the petrified penis of the Perilous Prince of the predynastic period but the crystalized crap of a curious chap who crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.

Bill O'Rights · 11-17-2005, 08:24 AM

Oh, good. I thought it was gonna be another "tampon" joke.

11-17-2005, 06:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	The Artifact A group of archeologists were in Egypt excavating a tomb they recently unearthed. Inside the tomb they found a most perplexing object wrapped in paper. Upon further study they determined it was the petrified penis of the Perilous Prince of the predynastic period. They sent the artifact off to the Smithsonian with their findings and waited for confirmation. Six months later they recieved a letter from the Smithsonian stating they had not found the petrified penis of the Perilous Prince of the predynastic period but the crystalized crap of a curious chap who crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.

11-17-2005, 08:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Oh, good. I thought it was gonna be another "tampon" joke. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.