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Brewmaniac · 11-15-2005, 11:23 AM

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek
medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

maleficent · 11-15-2005, 11:55 AM

1. High fever nope
2. Congestion yes
3. Nausea yes
4. Fatigue yes
5. Aching in the joints yes
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield On their windshields... not so much, on their heads... well maybe just a little

Is chicken soup gonna be good for bird flu?

Cute joke!

11-15-2005, 11:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Urgent CDC Notice! The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-15-2005, 11:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	1. High fever nope 2. Congestion yes 3. Nausea yes 4. Fatigue yes 5. Aching in the joints yes 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield On their windshields... not so much, on their heads... well maybe just a little Is chicken soup gonna be good for bird flu? Cute joke! __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.