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Brewmaniac 11-12-2005 03:27 PM

Idea of the Day
 
Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?




Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Furry 11-12-2005 03:33 PM

This sounds like a drunk-at-noon idea.

I love it!

KellyC 11-13-2005 04:54 PM

A true definition of "mile high club." :D


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