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FEIGN 11-10-2005 11:51 AM

The farmer.
 
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife, lying on the bed naked, gives her husband a very puzzled look.

The farmer says, "Honey, I just wanted to show the pig I have been fucking."

The farmer's wife looks at him and says, "Dear, your not holding a pig, your holding a sheep.

Then the farmer turns to his wife and says, "Shut up bitch, I was talking to the sheep."

krwlz 11-10-2005 03:14 PM

Hahahaha, Horrible, predictable, and not all that original, but it struck me as extremely funny. Good one.

Mantus 11-10-2005 05:09 PM

So this is why country girls are so damn horny all the time.

I swear folks, if you ever want to get laid, rent a cotage, put on loud music, next thing you know there are 10 girls at your door asking "where's the party". Just look down and smile :thumbsup:

SirLance 11-10-2005 09:26 PM

Gave me a laugh, but hey, I'm a sexist pig...

Carno 11-10-2005 10:21 PM

LMFAO!

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