The farmer.
 

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife, lying on the bed naked, gives her husband a very puzzled look.

The farmer says, "Honey, I just wanted to show the pig I have been fucking."

The farmer's wife looks at him and says, "Dear, your not holding a pig, your holding a sheep.

Then the farmer turns to his wife and says, "Shut up bitch, I was talking to the sheep."

Hahahaha, Horrible, predictable, and not all that original, but it struck me as extremely funny. Good one.

So this is why country girls are so damn horny all the time.

I swear folks, if you ever want to get laid, rent a cotage, put on loud music, next thing you know there are 10 girls at your door asking "where's the party". Just look down and smile :thumbsup:

Gave me a laugh, but hey, I'm a sexist pig...

LMFAO!

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