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06-01-2003, 11:29 PM
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Location: San Francisco
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little old lady humor
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My gas never smells and it's always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was doing it because it doesn't smell and it's silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my gas... although still silent...stinks terribly." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." |
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06-05-2003, 06:59 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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I did not see that coming. Good one, I'll be using it today for sure.
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