09-26-2005, 08:05 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: MD
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TWO TREES
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." |
09-26-2005, 08:29 AM | #2 (permalink) |
is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Hahaha, I liked this one! Good stuff.
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