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Redlemon · 09-08-2005, 06:01 AM

On the Tuesday night episode of The Daily Show, they were discussing Hurricane Katrina. Ed Helms explained, "Well Jon, as you know, administration fiascos are named alphabetically...", and then this list was put on the screen:

[x] Abu Graib
[x] Bin Laden
[x] Chalabi
[x] Deficit
[x] Enron
[x] Failure To Find WMDs
[x] Halliburton
[x] Iraq
[x] John Bolton
[x] Katrina
[_] Locusts
[_] Mars Attacks
[_] North Korea
[_] Osama & Jenna
[_] Pregnancy: Osama & Jenna
[_] Queer Revolt
[_] Rodents of Unusual Size
[_] Syrian War
[_] Tigers
[_] Unicyclists, Nuclear
[_] Voldemort
[_] WWIII
[_] X-Rated Tape: Osama & Jenna
[_] Yam Shortage
[_] Zero People left on earth

Charlatan · 09-08-2005, 06:07 AM

That's a great list...

MageB420666 · 09-08-2005, 06:12 AM

Damn, some of those are funny as hell, especially:

Rodents of Unusaul Size, Nuclear Unicyclists, and a Yam Shortage

Siege · 09-08-2005, 06:57 AM

Seems that you're missing a "g" there

Great list

Redlemon · 09-08-2005, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seige

Seems that you're missing a "g" there

True! That error was not mine, that's the way The Daily Show did it. Congratulations, I was wondering who would be the first to notice. Char and Mage can hang their heads in shame now.

Charlatan · 09-08-2005, 07:13 AM

I didn't miss the missing G... I just don't like 'em and was happy to see it gone!

Down with G!

tecoyah · 09-08-2005, 08:25 AM

[G] Guantanamo

Redlemon · 09-08-2005, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tecoyah

[G] Guantanamo

Yeah, that would work. I saw the show, but grabbed the list from a webpage, and that page said G was missing. You are probably right. Sorry to disappoint you, Charlatan.

Coppertop · 09-08-2005, 08:55 AM

"Unicyclists, Nuclear"

SirLance · 09-08-2005, 09:34 AM

That's a great list! Hysterical!

Redlemon · 09-08-2005, 09:48 AM

No 'G', so I'll have to withdraw my apology.

Charlatan · 09-08-2005, 09:51 AM

Up with Lewis Black for being down with being down on the letter "G"...

Acetylene · 09-09-2005, 07:15 AM

Where will I get my yams? I better build another bomb shelter for them, the first two are filled with guns and beans.

09-08-2005, 06:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Alphabetical Bush Scandals On the Tuesday night episode of The Daily Show, they were discussing Hurricane Katrina. Ed Helms explained, "Well Jon, as you know, administration fiascos are named alphabetically...", and then this list was put on the screen: [x] Abu Graib [x] Bin Laden [x] Chalabi [x] Deficit [x] Enron [x] Failure To Find WMDs [x] Halliburton [x] Iraq [x] John Bolton [x] Katrina [_] Locusts [_] Mars Attacks [_] North Korea [_] Osama & Jenna [_] Pregnancy: Osama & Jenna [_] Queer Revolt [_] Rodents of Unusual Size [_] Syrian War [_] Tigers [_] Unicyclists, Nuclear [_] Voldemort [_] WWIII [_] X-Rated Tape: Osama & Jenna [_] Yam Shortage [_] Zero People left on earth __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-08-2005, 06:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That's a great list... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-08-2005, 06:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	Damn, some of those are funny as hell, especially: Rodents of Unusaul Size, Nuclear Unicyclists, and a Yam Shortage __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

09-08-2005, 06:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Seems that you're missing a "g" there Great list __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

09-08-2005, 07:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I didn't miss the missing G... I just don't like 'em and was happy to see it gone! Down with G! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-08-2005, 08:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	[G] Guantanamo

09-08-2005, 08:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	"Unicyclists, Nuclear"

09-08-2005, 09:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That's a great list! Hysterical! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-08-2005, 09:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	No 'G', so I'll have to withdraw my apology. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-08-2005, 09:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Up with Lewis Black for being down with being down on the letter "G"... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-09-2005, 07:15 AM	#13 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	Where will I get my yams? I better build another bomb shelter for them, the first two are filled with guns and beans. __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.